How do dad's get dad bodies when there's basically zero time to eat outside of work and regular house upkeep with a baby?
I've been dropping weight while baby gets fatter and fatter so fast it's dangerous, Axel is basically my Dorian Grey
ME: Please, I beg you, just tell me the ingredients.
RECIPE SITE: Sure!
ME: Thank you.
RECIPE SITE: After I explain WHY I love these ingredients—
ME: *Whispers* No.
RECIPE SITE: —It was a crisp, fall evening, and I, a wide-eyed college student, was studying in Rome.
Marry someone who is nicer than you.
1. They’ll be nice to you.
2. You’ll seem nicer by association.
3. If there’s a situation where you have to be nice but can’t, they'll deal with it.