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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

US Soccer is not ready for primetime. I dont wanna be mean but this team is embarrassing. We’re never gonna actually be good at this sport as long as out D tier athletes play it. What a clown show

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t want to hear that the future is bright for American soccer. That they should be proud. That was a disgusting effort. We’re far closer to the bottom than the top. Just not a soccer country

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Moral victory nonsense on the FOX broadcast. Wtf was that? How many more World Cups do we have to watch where the ending is some moral victory?

That was a pathetic performance in the biggest stage of US soccer history.

This was Golden Generation. It’s not 2006 anymore.

They didn’t lose to Spain either.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If your brain is broken by politics so much that you aren’t happy Balogun is playing, and you’re an American citizen, you should be deported

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@SuberTracker For as poorly as he’s played today, he’s still in it!

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@WallStreetApes 🤮

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Rules for thee but not for me!

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Rory will fail to meet the PGA Tour’s 15-event minimum this year, but apparently will NOT be penalized.

There is an “extenuating circumstances” clause that the Tour can use at its discretion, and they’re choosing to do so for Rory this year.

Thoughts on this?

(via @BobHarig)

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Why even have rules?

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Rory will fail to meet the PGA Tour’s 15-event minimum this year, but apparently will NOT be penalized.

There is an “extenuating circumstances” clause that the Tour can use at its discretion, and they’re choosing to do so for Rory this year.

Thoughts on this?

(via @BobHarig)

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The US men’s soccer team sings along to the national anthem with their hands over their hearts. The vibe shift is real, American athletes are over the anti-American woke BS era. Awesome to see. Let’s kick ass again today.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Another one 🏆🏆

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Hot take: Wyndham gets too much hate and it’s not all warranted.

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

I’ve seen enough. NBC Sports to the gulag.

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Lots of good scores early. Hope this is true but scores say otherwise.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🇺🇸⛳️ JUST IN — The USGA will firm up the course on Sunday to its fastest conditions of the week, increasing green speeds to around 11.5 on the stimpmeter. However, greens have been syringed this morning and winds are much weaker.

Thoughts on the conditions this week?

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What’s Wyndham ever done to you?

Exactly. Appreciate greatness.

#USOpen

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"Aww that's so adorable Bill Haas can't pay for a professional caddie anymore..."

[U.S. Open @usopengolf]

Father-Son goals!

Six-time @PGATOUR winner Bill Haas is teeing it up today in North Carolina with his son Will on the bag.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

BACK ON TOP 🏆

@JT_ThePostman wins in a playoff to capture his fourth career victory and first win of the 2026 season @MemorialGolf.

[data golf @DataGolf]

FedExCup projections update:

- 46 of the 70 playoffs spots are now locked (>99%)
- 26 of the 50 BMW spots are locked
- 11 of the 30 Tour Champ. spots are locked
- projected point cutoff for the playoffs is 588.

Projected movement from start-of-year priority bins:

[Eric Patterson @EPatGolf]

TPC Craig Ranch underwent an 8-figure renovation only to set records in Round 1

😬😬

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Cry me a river!

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

"We want to play a similar setup every day."

Well it is almost like the test takers should not also be the test administrators.

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They water the shit out of these greens last night or what?

#PGAChampionship
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