hottie in a hurry

[hottie in a hurry @fednitam]

got my car stolen in KC last Novemeber when i went to see @billieeilish in concert, and I'm seeing her again this November... I think she should sing Creep by Radiohead as a tribute to my Honda Civic
He would have wanted it, RIP Forest

[hottie in a hurry @fednitam]

lookin reeeeaalll 26 lately

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life would be so good right now if I didn't have to give a speech tomorrow

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can't wait to wake up tomorrow and take out my heatless curls, put on fake eyelashes, wash my fake tan off and remove my teeth whitening strips so i can feel pretty for 12 hours lol

[hottie in a hurry @fednitam]

if i don't get these billie eilish tickets im going to run away, i mean it this time

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i hope these bitches know if they don't RSVP they will be standing

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so i'm really just supposed to never see my grandma again?

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my bridesmaids are about to outshine me these dresses are beautifullll

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@Jitadontgaf i texted you the link 🫡

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I accidentally ame to work 2 days ago in my slippers, and I've been at work 4 hours today and just realized my pants are inside out

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of course my car gets stolen my last day in KC LMAO, what a weekend

[hottie in a hurry @fednitam]

had to get rid of my fish because he was trying to murder my snail but now that he's gone my snail is so much more active I love watching him eat and move freely again 🥹

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my little sister is really about to become a mom today 🥹

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i severely underestimated how hairy my armpits were today

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can't stand a bitch that doesn't say excuse me

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@wtfyadi and throw away $200+?? in this economy???

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ahhhh can't wait for tomorrow when I have to go through my trash looking for the $200 retainer I just 3 weeks ago! I'm an idiot who wrapped it in a napkin and left it on the table and of course it happened to be the same day wyatt decided it was time to clean😝

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and that was 2 days ago! so lucky me, that trash has since been taken out so I get to go through the hot trash outside :)))