Theo

My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I am a cat, or so I am told. I use this account to share my insights and vent about my human. #CatsofTwitter

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

I think I’m honored.

[Snow Fairy 2☮️🇨🇦🇺🇦 @SnowFairy29]

@fedoratheodora A gift 🎁 for Theo #CatCarnivale #MardiGras #HappyThursday

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

@TheCatSenate Are you on BlueSky, Cat Senate?

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

Friends, I’ve decided BlueSky is my favorite place to post my thoughts, and lots of my friends are on there now. I’m there at https://t.co/SnO1hqp8Uj

#CatsOfTwitter #CatsofBlueSky #Cats #CatsOfX

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

I have also joined BlueSky. https://t.co/SnO1hqp8Uj
#CatsOfTwitter

[Honey Walz, Minnesota First Cat, acting-Catmander @CatmanderWalz]

I'll say this, it's good to be back home in Minnesota! 😺

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

@theasscat Are you on Threads?

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

Hi friends. Many of my friends on here have left, so I made a “Threads,” whatever that means. Human says they won’t tolerate my swearing as much over there. What a bitch.

I'm on Threads as @theo_shmeo. https://t.co/LYn4h0FIGD

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

See what I put up with from human?

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

Human told me to please refrain from knocking the “wireless mouse” onto the floor and breaking it. Whatever.

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

Human just said, “Are you dead?” and shook me.
No, human, I was just enjoying my nap until you came along.

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

Might as well rub my scent on this table. Why not?

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

This is my favorite exercise.

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

It’s ok, human. I’ll protect you.

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

Human needs help. I help. She is a lot of work.
#ahumanisforlife #notjustforChristmas

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

This is how you make shark biscuits.

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

Sharky makes a comfy pillow.

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

You know when you have a thought mid-biscuit?

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

Human says she feeded me but I don’t believe her

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

@Morse_the_cat 14.62. I’m a big girl.

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

You put me on here now leave me on here!

[Theo @fedoratheodora]

@noctilio2014 I’m a big girl.