𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

referred to a customer’s cat as “they” because i didn’t pick it up to see what it was packing and he said “she, not they” in a very annoyed tone.

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

@Jfcdoomblade Jesus Christ

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

@stacycay I’m fine, rough day

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

I did go to rehab with a guy who was there for weed addiction and I feel like his mom just super overreacted to finding out he smoked pot

[atlas& @atlasm0m3nts]

checking into a rehab center for a “weed addiction” and when i shamefully tell them how much i smoke daily they laugh me out of the building

[Rose 🖤🌹🏳️‍⚧️ 🍿 🎥 @velroseplace]

Look at my sweaty hog president dude. Look how he glistens.

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

All these dudes have no neck it’s crazy

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

That is what dudes from the Guinea part of Gloucester, Virginia look like straight up.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

Conservative Inc influencers after the group chat sends out the new talking points:

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

Being in a band is great if you like randomly spending thousands of dollars on nothing and slowly learning to hate your friends.

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

Actually I think it’s fine I can’t get my twitter to come up through just searching google and stuff

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

my neighbor has had his kirkmas lights up since july.

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

@SancoBlue We trying 🫡

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

@AnniesLute Ayy thanks me too!

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

@2Big2Broly Yeah gotta do what you gotta do 🫡

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

@partial_bouquet Thanks!!!

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

@aleonelfilm I probably won’t but thanks!

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

why

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Twisty is back.

New poster for AMERICAN HORROR STORY 13.

Premieres September 24.

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish_]

The Academy reveals a new category set debut at the 2027 #Oscars award ceremony:

Best Horror Movie Starring Inde Navarrette With a Title That Starts With An O.

(Source @TheAcademy)

[Columned @Columned_]

Billions must watch Tuner

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

@FoxxieLaLune Yep lol

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

*hits bong*

*coughs excessively*

hey have you ever seen religulous

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Atheists should start going to churches to teach the congregation what's actually in the Bible.

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

Jane krakowski in this photo is crazy bc it does seem like a 30 rock cutaway