Fee

stop putting qtips in your ears ppl

[Fee @feebird6]

Today a pug named Karen chased me when I was biking.

[Fee @feebird6]

@tiannejane22 Joanne is going to kill u lol

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

my ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. ears are a purse

[Fee @feebird6]

and now that I’m awake I’m recognizing that every part of that nightmare is feasible and most likely will happen if I go into a bar at home.

[Fee @feebird6]

I had a NIGHTMARE last night that I was back home and had to go into a bar and there were SO MANY people in there not social distancing and no one was making sure things were clean or wearing masks so I was freaking out and all ppl did to help me was buy me beer!!!

[Fee @feebird6]

Two things that always sound good: cake pops and chipotle.

[Fee @feebird6]

I was training in a new girl at work yesterday and right before she left we started a conversation about how the moon landing wasn’t real and I feel like we could be really good friends but I’m leaving mn. ☹️

[Fee @feebird6]

Mom: There’s just so many stupid people.
Me: Maybe you should try meditating.
Mom: Maybe I should try drugs.

[Jeff Kasanoff @JeffKasanoff]

Very American to decide we are bored with COVID and therefore it is over

[Fee @feebird6]

@tiannejane22 I will also b attending this (after social distancing) get on it tin tin.

[Fee @feebird6]

Forget about darty szn, we’re missing garage sale season!!!

[Fee @feebird6]

Friendly reminder to everyone out with friends that WE’RE STILL IN A PANDEMIC.

[Fee @feebird6]

@tiannejane22 Oh, Ed.

[Fee @feebird6]

Why do ppl impulsively buy ukuleles?

[Skoog @Skoog]

if you’re under 30 and your email address isn’t a gmail account you’re a serial killer

[Queen Christine👑 @ClutchChristine]

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

[Fee @feebird6]

Saw this on my walk today.. lol what?

[Cecil Yongo @CecilYongo]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”