EAT MORE
GAIN MORE
GET BIGGER
GET FATTER
GET FLABBIER
MASS IS MORAL
GIRTH IS GODLY
GIVE INTO THE GAINER PROPAGANDA UNTIL YOU ARE HEAVY, SWEATY, AND IMMOBILE
Shut up and drink
Shut up and eat
Shut up and gorge
Shut up and chug
Shut up and grow
Shut up and waddle
Shut up and burst those buttons
Shut up and stuff yourself sick
Shut up and stay in bed
Shut up and break the bed
Shut up and give in to reckless hedonism
Instead of worrying, try eating
Instead of working, try eating
Instead of exercising, try eating
Instead of sex, try eating
Instead of socialising, try eating
Instead of learning, try eating
"No matter how big you get? I'll never leave you."
"No matter how hard it is to move? I'll keep you waddling."
"No matter how hungry you get? I'll keep you fed until you can't eat another bite."
"No matter your size? I'll still find you sexy."
"No matter what? You are loved."
Today, I had an urge of getting morbid, filthy and taboo, as I chocked my chicken.
Who knows what I'll be into tomorrow or the following days, while polishing the sword.
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