smegma man

🤙 | citizen of the world

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I have:

⚪️ followers
⚪️ a life
🔘 autism

[Stephen_Malkmus_PJs.py @CarlOrkmansen]

Finally settled

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@GrimoireOfKenji Send em my way

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@billprady @obianuju @gjnmedia I believe the big bang theory is an abortion, and support any teachings that advocate its destruction and your punishment

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@not_rumeru Neck is top chokeable tbh

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@SakakiIsCute @MinModulation 🍆

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[Stepen!? @CureTortellini]

fellas is it gay to play super mario galaxy? i mean

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@The_LeJuanCa Patiently awaiting my shower pix pls and ty

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Lmao savsge own drumpf finished for sure! https://t.co/8K1O4lXTzz

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These look like a CoD map https://t.co/8WTCIMwke1

[CNN @CNN]

These psychedelic ‘fantasy’ villas actually exist - meet the architect behind them (Via @CNNStyle) https://t.co/hWnOflf2XM

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@aljwhite @AndrewQuackson *Record scratch*
Yup, that's me

[TY @RRihannaGrande]

texas fellas, is it gay to be in this hurricane? i mean, you're literally getting blown by a dude named harvey..... sound a lil spicy 2 me

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@AntiRacistJew Tfw no gf (gay friend)

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@snachiavelli From subway? Cuz be careful out there, fam. 👀

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@fluffyfeesh U got it

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@not_rumeru Lawyer: and as you can see from the diagrams submitted as evidence, as well as expert testimony, the penis is unequivocally feminine

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@fluffyfeesh Shut up and just shake my hand

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@fluffyfeesh Reading this gave me a semi, ngl.

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@MicroChunkyChip @SoylentMerchant I mean, this is weird, but who's to say other black girls weren't going through the same thing? Sports are rife with weird shit like this