NFL prospects are not food

I am just a guy on a humble mission to protect young athletes from hungry analysts. #theprospectsareNOTfood #seesomethingsaysomething #punishfoodpuns

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George Carlin had seven dirty words and these are mine:

Toast
Juice
Noodle (as in arm)
Roast
Grill
Sizzle
Salivate (calm down folks)

Use ANY of these when discussing a player and you’re going on the list. 📝

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I think my work is done here

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Who doesn’t love PANCAKES 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

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@TheFFRealist Anytime!

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The players are not beverages!

[Michael Hauff @TheFFRealist]

@Michael_Fabiano I really feel like the Eagles or a team thirsty for wide receiver help is going to swoop in (pun intended) and try to scoop up Amari Cooper.

Jerry Jones should keep his head on a swivel.

[Cover 1 @Cover1]

Blacklock doesn't get home, but a defensive tackle with that sort of juice and athleticism is valuable. Especially on stunts..He's the looper on this three-man game.

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Could not agree with the Wienermobile more. Stay safe, folks.

[WIENERMOBILE @Wienermobile]

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[Michael @MiKeMeUpP]

@pacificscouting You're definitely right. Pete/Shottenheimer are definitely salivating thinking about replicating that unicorn performance even though they don't have anything close to a top 5 OL.

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@BenGlassmireNFL The prospects are not food! It shouldn’t be controversial, and yet...

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@newyscruggs Yikes

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WTF

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Amending this list:
8. Devour
9. Beefy
10. Marinate
11/12. Seasoned/Raw

[NFL prospects are not food @feedtheanalysts]

George Carlin had seven dirty words and these are mine:

Toast
Juice
Noodle (as in arm)
Roast
Grill
Sizzle
Salivate (calm down folks)

Use ANY of these when discussing a player and you’re going on the list. 📝

[NFL prospects are not food @feedtheanalysts]

@AustynMccarty We can let you off with a warning this time, but quench that thirst before you tweet next time! #safetyfirst

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The prospects are not beverages!

[Austyn McCarty @AustynMccarty]

Here's my bold take: sell Singletary high before the draft. He will not be a workhorse. Gore being there was best case scenario for him and I see Buffalo moving to someone with more juice.

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@AustynMccarty

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Sudden always makes me think of salad dressing, but for some reason I don’t want to eat it. So despite being a syntactical abomination as a prospect descriptor, I must allow it

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This tweet is a catastrophe

[Florida Gators @FloridaGators]

Is a hotdog 🌭 a sandwich 🥪?

@Shelby_Granath peppered @ScottStricklin with spicy questions for @TexasPete Hot Takes 🔥🌶️
#GoGators

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Consuming content-fine, consuming prospects-very bad

[Kane @Devy_Kane]

I know we are all busy in life, but there are some people that, as soon as they drop content, I have to consume it. Here are some of those people:

@ShaneIsTheWorst
@MikeTagliereNFL
@DannyBKelly
@RayGQue
@NoisyHuevos
@TampaBayTre
@PiersonFF

Who are some of your favorites?

[Chris Trapasso @ChrisTrapasso]

@clockingthdraft Probably 0 with more pass rush juice than Star. Could be in a heavy package with Star/Harrison at the 3 though too.

[Ray G @RayGQue]

JK Dobbins hit a max speed of 21.3 MPH during his true freshman season. While I’m disappointed we didn’t see him display his athleticism at the combine make no mistake about it he’s got JUICE!

Thanks to @RecruitAlytics1 we are building a library for some GOOD stuff @DLFootball