Mr. Ghost

“Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift.”

[Mr. Ghost @feedthedrake]

“It's not because it's fun and God knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do, because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind. It's just that. Just kind.”

[Emily-Jane : 🍂🪐 @willbondspeare]

say what you want about twelve & clara’s relationship but ‘do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?’ is one of the most beautiful lines I have ever heard in my life

[Matt Deegan @matt]

Current jobs open here in the UK: Prime Minister, CEO of BBC News, James Bond and Doctor Who

[pocket 🌱 @pawkit]

i fear these might actually be the only jobs in the entire uk

[Zenku🎮🃏 @ZenkuRG]

Yo intentando entrar a la peluquería de Vice City sin la versión ultimate del GTA6

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Fleetwood Mac

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

OMG un Tiramisaurio rex

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard & a German are sitting in a room when a man enters & asks, "Can you see me?"

They respond; "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."

[Gustavo Molvert @GustavoMolvert]

Si lo colonizan:
🇷🇺 Krasnigrad
🇬🇧 New Dover
🇪🇸 La Fidelísima y Noble Ciudad de Nuestro Señor Jesucristo de Nazaret Salvador de Todos los Mundos y Astros del Universo
🇺🇸 Trump City
🇦🇷 Xenomorfo Violado

[Vivian @suchnerve]

An abuser literally stealing the light from inside you and gleefully destroying it in a way that permanently cuts you off from who you used to be is a HECK of an allegory btw

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

[viren 🍉 @vviren__]

está foto dios ni kendrick lamar

[gio 𓅨 SOTR ERA @itchyhaybitchy]

will he wear wigs tho

[۟ @kieroseno]

imagina tener un mal dia en el insti y estar hasta la poya y luego te tienes que materializar en 1 mundo digital para salvar el mundo real y te encuentras al soplapollas este

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

"nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you"