ashleysmai

Austin Food Blogger| Wife. Mother. Food Lover. Delivering an oasis from the chaos.

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@AmericanAir #americanairlines #americanair #flightdelay

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@AmericanAir GOODBYE 👋🏻. Goodbye to your credit card. Goodbye to your flights. You are a dumpster fire of a mess. Hire enough people, purchase enough planes, treat your employees better and get organized. Period.

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@KVUE @scottymay21

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@shelbysorrel oopsie

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One year ago my car had 26k miles and now has 61k miles on it. It is for that reason I will not apologize for the onslaught of voice memos I leave for the folks in my inner circle.

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Should stop allowing myself on the @Prada site. But also it’s my motivation, so maybe it’s a healthy view.

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3-2-1… 1-2-3… what the heck is bothering me?! Stanley cups!

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Wife never watches baseball. Wife decides to watch baseball. Steelers are never broadcast in Texas. Steelers are being broadcast in Texas. Both are true. Who will take control of the remote?!

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The FBI must know my bday is tomorrow. This is one hell of a gift! #TrumpFBIRaid

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#MarcelTheShell was the cutest AND made me lol the entire movie

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Kids now are instantly cooler than we ever were … moms show up to pickup saying, “Billie Eilish has a new song you’ll like and I snagged you a can of Liquid Death.”

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Sunday night is to Monday morning as Friday night is to Saturday morning.

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@justines_1937 Love this concept- looks delish!

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He’s a 10 but spends his weekends away from the family hunting, fishing and golfing.

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If I ever need a super secret hiding place, I’m going to use the pile of things that need to go upstairs to hide it. Damn sure no one in my family notices that pile exists.

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My husband is literally yelling right now defending women and minorities- I’ve never been more turned on.

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What if for an entire day every single American woman went on strike. We won’t work, teach, save patient’s lives, clean, cook, compete, research… we will sit in silence to mourn the rights we just lost. Would that get you to listen?

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Growing up I had absolutely no idea just how much my parents did for me every single day. Now that I am a parent, I truly regret being such a little jerk sometimes.