INI LUCU BANGET KALIAN HARUS LIHAT 🫵😭
jadi pak tani lagi curhat ke si gib soal akses combine harvester (mesin pemanen padi) ke sawah masih susah
dijelasin panjang lebar eh dia nangkapnya combine harvesternya dipikul 😭
Gibran ditagih 19juta lapangan pekerjaan:
“Saya menyarankan anak anak untuk belajar AI dan coding sedini mungkin, bahkan di pesantren pesantren sekarang mereka ngaji pun pake AI”
Host nya sampe shock denger jawaban Gibran, wajar sih dapet julukan bocah kosong
kepala staf kepresidenan soal manajer kopdes yg meninggal:
"dapat informasi gada kelalaian, ya namanya meninggal tidak serta merta krn latihan militer"
ngejawabnya gada ekspresi sedih malah sambil ketawa kecil
rip empati 🥀
truly never felt more excited to share a piece of news with you all. i’ve had a dream of doing this festival for years and i am so ecstatic its finally coming true!! Daisy Chain Fields features an all-women lineup and 100 percent of the net proceeds will go to charities dedicated to advancing and advocating for women and girls. the lineup is truly insane and full of my heroes and friends. i firmly believe that joy, community, and music can be the drivers of meaningful change and I’m hopeful this festival will be just that. I absolutely cannot wait to scream and dance and sing with you guys August 29th!!!!
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i think the saddest part about growing up is realizing nobody is coming to save you. The version of you that’s exhausted, scared, and overwhelmed still has to wake up and keep going tomorrow.
no revenge, but one day you will look back and realize that, unlike everyone else, I genuinely had the purest intentions with you. Maybe someday you will understand that people like me do not come around often. You will remember how I listened when no one else cared, and how I saw the good in you even when you could not see it yourself.
You will remember how I stayed when I could have left, how I forgave when I could have been angry, and how I still wished you well even when I had every reason not to. I may not have been perfect, but I was real, and that is something not everyone can offer.
One day, when you start seeing that not everyone carries a heart like mine, it will hit you differently. You will begin to understand the kind of presence I was in your life, the kind that does not come twice.
And when that day comes, you will realize that losing me was not just losing a person, it was losing someone who only ever wanted the best for you.
dipaksa memaklumi karakternya, sementara yang dimaklumi nyaman dengan kebiasaan buruknya. setan memang seram, tapi manusia yang tidak pernah merasa dirinya bersalah jauh lebih menyeramkan, giliran kita imbangi kelakuannya malah kita yang jadi pelaku utamanya.