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[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

microdosing hell by going to work

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[miri @mishtimere]

the dead horse is beating me

[🗼’ @kotiro__]

The next time a pair of lips touch my labia majora I’m going to let out a screeching pterodactyl scream

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[kitten @endgametlsc]

Being a gf is temporary but being the hot ex is forever

[miia @miiagarro]

can’t believe women fought to work

[miia @miiagarro]

sorry i ghosted you, i was in a relationship & didn’t want to cheat. but wassup?

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

this is when you go get a diet coke

[PRECIOUS ♡ la @preciousxmusic]

whoever was the first person to say fork found in the kitchen honestly made history

[ava @avangelw1ngs]

“How are you still single?”
cause I haven’t lost the 10kg needed to be loved yet

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

“nobody is coming to save you” as long as my parents are alive on this blue planet they are coming to save me please.😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

As a white woman, my worst nightmare is people assuming I’m a Republican

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

That shit was bumpin. I know somewhere in middle America a Karen tapped her toe to that shit and stopped herself.

[Deorro @Deorro]

LATINOS UP BABY

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Imma be honest guys I'd rather watch Bad Bunny and not understand a single word than watch Kid Rock

[Leo @leo_osn5]

Bad bunny dijo: “Y más adelante, si hay que enamorarnos de nuevo, nos volvemos a enamorar”