Shower Feelings

I make you question life, and think very deeply. Instagram is @_shower_feelings_ !

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If you say batteries really fast it sounds like you're saying Paris in a French accent.

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If two galaxies collide and humans are able to see it, we would witness the biggest/largest Beyblade match ever.

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If you hired a hitman on yourself but also hired a bodyguard, your life depends on who's better at their job.

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When we think of apples we think red but when we think of apple flavoured we think green.

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Cannibalism holds the potential to solve world hunger, overpopulation and poverty

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3:03:03 AM on March 3, 2222 will be the 3rd second the of 3rd minute of the 3rd hour of the 3rd day of the 3rd month of the 3rd year of the 3rd decade of the 3rd century of the 3rd millennium on the 3rd planet

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Russian weddings should be called Soviet Unions

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Think of all the giveaways you would have won if you just entered in them

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We’re lucky spiders prefer ceilings and dark corners over warm beds and covers

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How is every movie in America the #1 movie in America

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Good tv shows either end too soon or drag out and become terrible.

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Killing 31,646 people would save same amount of oxygen as planting 20 Million Trees

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It's frustrating to think that there are potentially thousands of songs out there that you would love, but you will never know what they are

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People put a lot of trust in ceiling fans.

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It's weird how we can transmit information from mars but some people's wifi can't reach their bedroom.
#ElonMusk @elonmusk @SpaceX #SpaceX

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A hospital is both the building most people leave without entering and the building most people enter without leaving.

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Water can taste great for thousands of years, but one night in a glass beside the bed and it tastes terrible.

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"Why are you so quiet?" Is considered normal but "Why do you talk so much?" is considered rude.
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Also, thanks for 1000 followers everyone! ♥️

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Every time I have to chase a ping- pong ball, I feel like a 3-year-old. I'm convinced there is no cool way to chase a ping-pong ball.

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Computers are the only thing where too much heat can cause freezing.
#heat