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Get off of my cloud.

[. @feelitkid]

@mykesoul Alright I’ll peep game my son

[. @feelitkid]

“How’s that beard treating’ ya today son?” Not good brother, not good.

[. @feelitkid]

Your girls a five but your mom is a dime piece

[. @feelitkid]

@mykesoul I never have. Should I?

[. @feelitkid]

People who come to ocean city genuinely make me feel sick to my stomachs fam

[. @feelitkid]

@mykesoul That’s so obnoxious but at least you have a sauna, I’m jealous af

[. @feelitkid]

There’s always at least one person talking on speaker phone in restaurants in Maryland. It’s sort of astounding to witness.

[. @feelitkid]

I hate Maryland so fucking much

[. @feelitkid]

People in the men’s bathroom at planet fitness piss anywhere but the toilet.

[. @feelitkid]

@sikpcs @OsheaJacksonJr That kids got skill

[. @feelitkid]

@mykesoul @NoahVerrier It’s beautiful

[. @feelitkid]

My new roommates decision to move all his stuff in at six am, then do laundry, then stomp around upstairs for 2 hours will certainly be one that he regrets.

[. @feelitkid]

@mykesoul That makes sense

[. @feelitkid]

Watching a grown man eat an uncrustable is something I really can’t tolerate.

[. @feelitkid]

@sikpcs @StuffWorthSee I do actually need this

[. @feelitkid]

Someone is dropping an absolute rocket in the Walt Whitman truck stop men’s bathroom rn

[. @feelitkid]

@otokyo When they’re on the face? Yes

[. @feelitkid]

@jackunheard They should just call the cops and let the dude pay for it. 100% stealing

[. @feelitkid]

@Matt_Pinner Brick and not to him but more so at him