Short Hozier

Moon’s haunted

[Short Hozier @feenux211]

Some smaller tapestries I did this weekend

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

How tf do you miss that?

Get that dumb ass on aim trainer

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

God nerfed me with a little slutty waist bruh. 26-28 waist ain’t right for a grown ass man 😔

[tiddymelk❀🛵 @welovednasty]

if your state get into the 100s in the summer why do you have a husky

[‏𖦹ִ ࣪𖤐jesse pinkman sympathizer .˚⊹₊˚𖦹⋆ @peachy_virgo_]

oh i’ll show you an areola borealis alright

[trap dad @dude_gang]

smoking on that shit that made marvin gay

[Khalid Shawarma 🪬 @l0tswife]

so there's this guy named dan schneider

[disco lines @discolines]

yo I talked to the guys over at the no bitches factory and they said u killed ur internship bro

[Jirby Superstar @ChocoTacoFilms]

In my twunk era

[james @jms_tny]

i’m turning 28 next week which is an age i once set as a deadline when i would commit suicide and i’m so happy to finally be in a place where i can say that’s still on the table

[trap dad @dude_gang]

in the cuck chair with a giant foam finger cheering him on

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

come and take it biden

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

i’m too depressed to take pics and prove i’m still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love if you know what I mean

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

i feel like if someone got me angry enough i could dunk a basketball

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

It has been brought to my attention that a version of this tweet translated into Japanese has been shared with people working at the Hitachi corporate headquarters in Tokyo

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Beginning today, pet stores in Las Vegas can no longer sell dogs or other small animals legally.