My brain has changed and I can’t “brain” like I did before.
It’s so frustrating when I can’t solve a puzzle or problem that I know I could in the past.
My cogs are rusty
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Climbs the Empire State Building, perfectly manicured hands flashing the ring.
I can’t use a handrail without chips, breaks and a nice smear of NYC slime.
In Ireland 🇮🇪 they don’t knock you out for a colonoscopy
You’re awake for the whole thing, watching the action on screen and chatting to the doctors. WTF
Knock me the f out
It seems whenever I sleep in my parents house I wake up screaming. I must have nightmares but I don’t remember them.
Thank god my family are hard of hearing.