emily ¨̮

✴︎ TPWK ✴︎ bi bc apparently that’s important ✴︎ asthmatic ✴︎ croissant connoisseur ✴︎

[emily ¨̮ @fehrman12]

I didn’t get any socks for Christmas this year

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[. @emmasarchivee]

Fun fact: "Barbie" (2023) was released BEFORE tampons were tested with actual human blood!

LET THAT SINK IN.

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

"it's a woman's choice"

PERIOD!!!

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

the concept of being a trillionaire in a world where so many people have no jobs, can’t afford rent, can’t afford to buy food...

[Ananya @ananyeahplsno]

Fav obsession review

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

This is what happens when you elect people with a backbone

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

$200.

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Mia @boygrrI]

probably my favorite thing hes ever said

[🪩 IN LONDON @occasionaldsco]

everyone say thank you to whoever took this pic bc it indirectly inspired the most insane mv

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

mr.mosbey would of handled that virus right there in the middle of the sea

[. @LAHXLLUClNATlON]

not her greedy ass releasing new variants during Hantavirus debut week... she's not a girl's girl

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

this is so…😭

[erin @maizie_star]

reading that they put all the sick people from that cruise ship on planes and sent them everywhere in the world was like, oh yeah. of course they did

[IM DONE. TZUTZU…baby…🏰 @jeonghives]

people saying not to worry about hantavirus spreading cause it requires close contact like we don’t live in a society of people who refuse to stay home if they’re sick