Anak muda normal

Selalu ngedegen 24/7

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> be El Salvador
> send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie
> gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds
> bukele says "give back"
> gang "nah"
> bukele says "ok we take back"
> gang "nah, also you're a bitch"
> bukele comes to take back
> gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something"
> UN says "idk bro thats crazy"
> bukele goes on social media
> "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it"
> crowdsources OSINT nerds
> OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes
> bombs it exactly as promised
> goes on social media
> calls them pussies

tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media

[Nirav Patel @cmonkey]

Never mind, Fable 5.2 did it.

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Now in beta: Businesses in ChatGPT.

Claim your business, manage your information, and get insights on how people engage with you.

Eligible businesses can also build a Business Agent to answer customers’ questions and help them explore what you offer.

https://t.co/N2GEZX0mFT

[mason @deceitfulmason]

Agora só precisamos de 20 autistas chineses com 100 5090s pra descriptografar e teremos o GTA 6 no PC

[Adeline Kim @su_adeline_k]

I hate sf

[camstadesign @camstadesign]

wake up babe new 9:16 vertical video safe area margins just dropped

[XMR.club - Curated no-KYC directory @xmr_club]

Need a number without handing over ID?

We now keep a page just for anonymous eSIMs: 9 services, each graded A–F, with their KYC requirements spelled out.

https://t.co/FhyPJfAtyP

[Lexar Gaming @Lexar_Gaming]

Say hello if you're a Switch gamer 👋

[sam @SamuelBeek]

No comment

[Xenova @xenovacom]

Real-time, local conversational AI is how we will democratize intelligence.

We just ported LFM3-Omni-2B by @LiquidAI to run fully offline on my iPhone 18 Pro Max at ~80 tok/s, powered by custom WebGPU kernels in a React Native app.

Should we release this on the App Store? 👀

[Clavicular @clavicular]

I hate when a girl flexes me dming her on instagram, like bitch you're talking to claude code.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖔 @6meperdoa]

o Twitter é dividido em 3 grupos:

os que querem m*rr3r
os que querem tr4ns4r
e os que estão com raiva

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis

[james hawkins @james406]

how am i suppose to respond to this

[Shweta Kukreja @ShwetaKukreja_]

Canva is laying off 22% of its workforce which is 1271 employees, and this is what their CEO said.

We need more founders like thissss.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

WOKE 3

[Nathaniel Rayestu @rayestu]

Font-nya ceria amat ya

[Butterbloom✿ @bbutterbl0om]

Wait, you haven't tried the iPhone color palette yet?!!

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Paranoid schizophrenics are having a hell of a time these days, being proven correct over and over and over…

[San💅 @sunnsshhinne]

Alurnya ceritanya begini
- 2014 - 2019 : Teddy menjadi asisten ajudan Jokowi
- 2019 : Teddy menjalani pendidikan militer di USA dan Prabowo diangkat sebagai Menteri Pertahanan
- 2020 : Teddy lulus dan kembali ke Indonesia
- 2020 - 2024 : Teddy ditugaskan menjadi ajudan Prabowo
- 2023 : Saat menghadiri acara doa bersama, pada 3 Desember 2023, Prabowo mengatakan Teddy diberikan Presiden Jokowi kepadanya karena niat baik
- 2024 : Teddy diangkat menjadi jadi Sekretaris Kabinet
- 2025 : Prabowo - Teddy mesra
- 2026 : Hubungan Prabowo - Teddy kandas