‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍

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[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

a bridge washed away, my foundations were made of clay.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

yawning. pouring himself a cup of coffee.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

hung out with michael lately?

[ᅠꕀᅠ𝖜𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛.⚘ᅠ @clericspy]

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mr. wheeler. um.
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[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

come on, michael. you know what i'm talking about. it's just better, it's good, if you're not...

[ᅠꕀᅠᅠꫝ𝖊͟𝖆͟𝐫𝐭ᅠ.৻ꪆᅠ @dndpaintings]

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⦅ exasperated laugh. ⦆ sorry, i don't think i actually know what you're hinting at.
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[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

so minding our own business doesn't exist anymore.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

i may as well be with all i've given you. and nancy, and holly. your mother, even. you've been very comfortable.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍≛ ‍‍‍‍𝙼͟. ‍‍␥ ‍‍𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚁 ‍‍ꜝꜝ @pcrtylead]

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⠀⠀⠀wow. father of the year. 🫩
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[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

i guess you're stuck with me for the rest of the week.

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝒕𝐡𝐞 𝒑𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 . @VlGlLANTSHIT]

Wow, dad. That sounds so hard on you. I can't imagine anything worse than that.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

for... all that we have. obviously. 😐

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

that's exactly my point. you weren't being, you know... 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒕.

[ᅠꕀᅠᅠꫝ𝖊͟𝖆͟𝐫𝐭ᅠ.৻ꪆᅠ @dndpaintings]

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okay, then how is my reaction ‘ acting like a man ’ or however you put it .ᐣ it was a normal reaction, dad.
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[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

hey, language.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

... well, how am i supposed to know if she won't talk to me?

[˖༘⋆ ‍ᴳᴵᴿᴸ ‍ 𝓞N ‍ 𝐅𝐈𝐋͟𝐌 @detectiveslvt]

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are you sure ? she’s always complaining about how you don’t help her ..͟.
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[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

you could do a lot worse, michael. a lot worse.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍≛ ‍‍‍‍𝙼͟. ‍‍␥ ‍‍𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚁 ‍‍ꜝꜝ @pcrtylead]

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⠀⠀⠀...𝘺𝘦𝘴..? are you being serious right now?
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[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

@somniferfinale https://t.co/Mo9wOLuIOZ ⠀⠀HI HELLOO

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

alright, don't patronize me.

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ 𝓴𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ @withherwine]

oh nO —

how on EARTH will you survive? 🫩*

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

slow down, slow down. you mean mike? ... michael is bullying you?

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

it's not, you know. it's not like i freak out over milk or the toilet seat.

[𝒌𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝒘𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐫. @genialmatriarch]

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how.
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[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

@genialmatriarch https://t.co/Mo9wOLuIOZ ⠀⠀and if we maximise our joint slay... 🫳

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

https://t.co/Mo9wOLuIOZ ⠀⠀i'm too lazy to make a proper layout yes that header is ass 💔

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

@genialmatriarch https://t.co/Mo9wOLuIOZ ⠀⠀AHHH THE WAY I JUST REALIZED YOURS TOO YOUR MIND!!

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

https://t.co/Mo9wOLuIOZ ⠀⠀if you're a locked acc, i fear i won't be following you back and will be sb–ing instead 😬 sorry, it just makes me uncomfortable.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

this year's christmas, i wish for my family to learn gratitude. 🙂‍↕️☺️

[‍ ‍ ‍𝒯𝐸𝐷 ᅠ ᅠ 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑅.‍ ‍ @feignardour]

ohhh. max, is it?

[ᅟᅟ ᅟ ᅟᅟ‍ ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ ✱ ‍ 𝓜𝗔𝗚𝗘 @str3ngths]

i am mikes friend