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Welcome!
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[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

Based, and for once there's not a free before that

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

@hxrtfeelings Omg can I go with you

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

Thank u dovey

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

We are in the nosebleeds but we are fucking going to ohio baby

[mr. joshua @pants]

The New PJs (1/4)

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Jury Duty’ has been renewed for Season 3 at Prime Video.

[rock candy @GayIconDrake]

guess who’s jealous of Adele

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

@hxrtfeelings Stealing all of these.. Szechuan in Lakewood is the best Chinese in Denver I swear to u

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

I scheduled lyft ride last night bc of the snow and tell me why my driver cancelled when she was 3 minutes away only to be replaced by someone 8 minutes away. Now I'm gonna be late. What the fuck

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Heidi Klum at the #MetGala.

[coworker @temuchainz]

scrolled on my phone instead of reading my book again suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide

[Tyler In Flight @TylerInFlight]

You /had/ unused flight credits.

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

@hxrtfeelings I'll do it if you do me first

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

@hxrtfeelings I physically can't believe this man had sex straight enough to produce a child

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

Thought maybe it was an AI that my company built, but no, it's just Claude

[🐮🩷🪻lavender🪻🩷🐮 @feildoflavender]

Just found out my hard work is going to be put into an AI every 3 months for a mandatory evaluation