ThatOneBitch

I’m only here because it’s what the cool kids do.

[ThatOneBitch @feistyfrenchie]

Therapist- How do you handle grief?

Me- Inappropriate humor. Blasting 2000s emo. Rage cleaning and purging.

[ThatOneBitch @feistyfrenchie]

@KelsoB13 Awhh Laiyla and Mac are birthday twins. Happy birthday Mac!!!

[ThatOneBitch @feistyfrenchie]

When I was younger I thought I’d be so much more than what I am at 32. So if you catch me crying and depressed, it’s for a good reason.

“Everywhere’s hiring”

Ya, but not for a 32 year old mom with no college degree.

Sad Katie is sad.

[ThatOneBitch @feistyfrenchie]

@KelsoB13 Sooooo cute!! Congrats again! He’s got a pretty bad ass uncle 🩵

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Ok friends. I need game ideas. We have an Xbox.

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267 days.

I don’t miss not being able to remember things. Not knowing what happened was always so weird.

267 days.

I don’t miss not being able to defend myself.

[ThatOneBitch @feistyfrenchie]

I’ve been “sober” for 267 days. Not because I was an alcoholic. But because when I drink I don’t have control over everything.

267 days.

I’m not sure that I’ll ever drink again. I don’t miss the feeling of a hangover. But I did relax when I drank….

[ThatOneBitch @feistyfrenchie]

I am pro mind your own business.

I’m also all for hearing the drama, or “tea” as the young kids call it. As long as I’m not included IN said drama.

Entertain me 🤣

[ThatOneBitch @feistyfrenchie]

@KelsoB13 That’s adorable

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It didn’t. But it just seems like a genius idea

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Fool proof way to get your significant other to let your friends stay the night as an adult

You and your adult friends put a dance routine together and preform it for your husbands in the living room.

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@ErikaMonika123 100%

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Dog farts that you can hear will never….and I mean NEVER……not be funny.

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@KelsoB13 Nice pussy

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It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’ve never felt less birthday-y.

I invited people over to celebrate with me, and only 3 people responded.

To say my feelings are hurt is an understatement. Just another day.

[ThatOneBitch @feistyfrenchie]

I can’t sleep. I’ve debated going for a walk but it’s too spooky. I’m not afraid of the coyotes or whatever animals are roaming around, but I am a little creeped out by the meth heads 🤣

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I know I don’t have many followers. If if the followers I have could share this it would be greatly appreciated.

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I know I don’t have many followers. If if the followers I have could share this it would be greatly appreciated.

https://t.co/TZBIYtSeeh

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@KelsoB13 Throw in endometriosis for a little extra razzle dazzle and you’ve got some crippling pain

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And no. I’m not ok

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Felt this. I’m so busy taking care of everyone else all the time that my mental health is the worst it’s ever been. When can I catch a fucking break dude.