Tré Uhrmacher

I am not easy, but when you get McNuggets involved, that all changes. #flightattendant

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

“So how was your day” -me to my boyfriend after spending every waking second with him

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me deciding what to do every day

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

Face ID doesn’t work with my mask on.

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[toph @thetopherlong]

Brb going to wash my hands 🧼

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

I’ve been sitting in my own stench for a while now

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

anyone else's neck hurting from staring at their phone for 18hrs straight

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

Does @KrisJenner still have Kendall and Kylie tattooed on her back?

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

I’m sorry you all had to find out this way.

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

Hi I’m back. Quarantine did this to me

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

Should I be worried about “my good taste”?

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

@emilyloohoo Thank you for this compliment 😘

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

My mom literally just ignored my call and sent me one of those automatic text messages

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

She said “just text me” and I just copied and pasted her auto messages and sent them back to her

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

Is this some kind of joke? Am I on one of those hidden camera shows??

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

Tell me how I burned my leg while I was cooking dinner????

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

I’m tweeting this with a finger that just got cut with paper

[Tré Uhrmacher @feistypantz]

I can’t believe a paper can actually give you a cut