One Seventh of Three Dog Night

I put the yum in spectrum. First of a dying breed. I wouldn't want to be a part of any club that would have me killed.
ᴇxᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

"There were two sets of footprints in the sand, my son, for I was walking beside you."

"But, my Lord, what about when there was only one set of footprints?"

"That was when I went up to the boardwalk to get a hot dog."

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@KentuckyRoots @genxbaptist @fabledintime @IanCopeland5 That's not fair. The Bible is kind of interesting, but not a one of these yay-hoos seems to know a thing about it as an actual collection of documents. There are plenty of events described in the Bible that historically, we know happened-- just none involved God.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@genxbaptist @fabledintime @IanCopeland5 Proof or disproof has nothing to do with the supernatural. It's whether something happened or not, regardless of why.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@fabledintime @scalper4305372 @IanCopeland5 Don't shit on AI just because someone used a photoshop to pretend a "completely objective machine" produced their truth. ChatGPT would never give an answer like this without someone poisoning their prompt in a variety of ways.
To wit: real GPT says Cicero, Augustus, and Ramesses

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@OJEmmyJob1 @fabledintime @IanCopeland5 Thanks for warning us. Now tell us the opinion.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@frasermatthew @Acyn Why do any of this? We already have a cooperation agreement.

Trump literally only wants Greenland because he thinks it's huge and that adding to the "square footage" of the US is a net-positive for himself. Period.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@gonedark21 @RussOnPolitics @RpsAgainstTrump It's the first thing I've laughed out loud at today.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@RpsAgainstTrump

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

Ahh, yes. What genius.
The world we could have today, promised for tomorrow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Universal high income

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@JHWeissmann Look. There is a media bubble. Nothing rational or real or relevant gets in, so they live in a world where they now believe that milk is the most important issue ever. Like the War on Christmas that never Occurred, or the 20 trans athletes that were suddenly an epidemic.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@JHWeissmann It's also weird that antisemites would pick up on you, given that your last name is literally White Man.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@JHWeissmann I didn't see the original tweet, but maybe this is somehow descended from a mikvah. Which, fair is fair from an outside perspective, but in terms of prevalence, it's like that guy in the Philippines who gets himself literally nailed to a cross. It's a thing, but who does it?

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@Acyn Is he basically just citing Finders v. Keepers, but with guns?

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@RussOnPolitics @Acyn Maybe shhh on this... don't give them more reasons.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

There is a non-zero correlation between how often you have to replace your keyboard and how the internet makes you feel.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

Shocked I haven't seen this shared around today.
https://t.co/3G308IbodX

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@mousdrvr Fuck you! I say what I want! I _pay_ for this here Internet; I'm entitled to say whatever I want, anywhere I want, and have it become the laws and whatnot.

I pay yer salary!

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@RpsAgainstTrump But it is so cool to see the tank used to [allow Russia to] win the war.

Any American should be proud of the M4.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

It's really disappointing to see so many vital voices clinging to Twitter, seemingly because they care about dumb fucking made up numbers, as if whatever matters about them wouldn't result in the same audience if they published on a less fucknut-funding platform for brief period.

[One Seventh of Three Dog Night @fekauff]

@MikeNellis If a tank's dick could invert itself back inside its hull, this would be when we see it.