Feku India

Name: #Feku. DOB: 08.04.2013. Place: Twitter. Time: 4PM. Direction: Top. Habit: RT #Feku. Disclaimer: No Endorsements.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

#UNESCO has just declared my #Bhakts as the dumbest people on earth who would never apply mind, whatever be the situation. Congrats to all.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

#Asaram and #RamRahim are saints.
#Delhi has #ZeroPollution.
1 USD, 1L Petrol & 1 kg Onion all below INR 40.
Zero Rapes across India.
No riots anywhere in India.
#Dawood, #Mallaya, #Lalit, #Nirav extradited.
#BlackMoney stashed overseas returned
#CAA is for benefit of minorities

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Since #AAP is boasting of free wifi in #Delhi, we have to ensure that situation for permanent internet shutdown is created in National Capital just like Kashmir and North East.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

I don't believe in marriage.
Why should I worry about #WomenSafety?

#NirmalaLogic

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Whenever anyone raises an important issue like women security, failing economy, reducing jobs or inflation, divert the national attention to #HinduMuslim. #Bhakts will forget everything else : #FekuNiti

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Congratulations to #Airtel and #Vodafone for their #AcheDin.

#JioMereLaal

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

#Kejriwal should make #OddEven permanent. This would contribute towards economy and nation building. People with single car will be compelled to buy an additional car, for #OddEven days respectively. auto sales will boost.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

With Absolute Power,
Comes Absolute Insecurity

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

If you cannot make economy better than your predecessors, put them behind bars & tarnish their image. Atleast the public attention will divert to a different issue.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

So what if their phones, internet and TV is not working. I still want to inform all my brothers and sisters from #Kashmir how I have done a big favour to them. Cheers to them & #EidMubarak in advance.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Those businessmen who are concerned about failing economy should relax and wait for investor summit at J&K. You may get an opportunity, to collect some brochures and chant #BharatMataKiJai.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Ask #Tadipar to ensure that most #Kiwis resign from their team and join our team? Bring them to a safe resort through chartered planes & make sure none is allowed to meet them. Detain those who make any attempts to meet. That's our best chance now.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

We have decided to reduce import duty on begging bowls (#Katora). This is being done in national interest as most Indians would need it in next 5 years.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

#Mitron,
Time has come,
To curse #Nehru again.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Ek #Didi Ko Dekha to Aisa Laga. 😭😭😭

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Who says #Jobs are reducing?
All our trolls have a full time job now and that too with #Josh.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

#PriyankaGandhi joins politics.
Chaliye India Ko #Vanakkam

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Holi Kab Hai.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

When you don't want to hear voices of people, do more interviews to make your own voice loud.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

Be it a governor of a state or the RBI, ultimately they all will fall in line.

[Feku India @FekuIndia]

#CrowdFunding - Collect money from people from every nook and corner & fund it to one #Mitron.