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For the record my partner has 0/10 vacuum standards when we met so I’m double proud

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Finally gotta Dyson for Christmas. Didn’t trust the handheld part at first but it actually shmacks 🤙

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Does anyone on the Old Tomato ever talk about not wanting to get married bc the other person has shitty financial decision making? Or am I the only person who thinks about that??? I ain’t takin on no ones debt on a legal level baybeee

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Never thought I’d work somewhere with more queers & more people crying on their breaks than Lush, then I started working for 911 🤙

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Life’s all fun n games until you can’t differentiate you’re waking life from you’re dream life

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@_niafloresss Let’s gooooo

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I wish I knew someone in Colorado that liked to play pool as much as I do ☹️

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Mine & @sarah_tonin218 personal Halloween tradition (of her sending stupid chain mail & me telling her Happy Anniversary) lives to see another year 🫶🎃

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My dad wanted vegetables for dinner so my parents called me to ask where to eat. I haven’t lived in California for 2 years.

It’s been over 2 years since my dad’s wanted to eat vegetables.

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@d0llfaacee Wait is that fr a thing?

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Let’s check back in again

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call response overturns conviction, every time

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Just witnessed two virgos complimenting each other (I think) and one of the statements made was “you’re never not digestible to me” 🥹

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Being best friends w someone 10ish years then actually traveling together for the first time is so silly billy but also I totally get how we get long bc core values n shit

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@stormyyjordyy Thanks babe 🥹🫶

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Put my midterm review for academy on the fridge bc yes I am 31 and this is my job, but also I’m jus a proud kid doing well in (work) school 🥹🎉

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@d0llfaacee Im excited to make my work wife help me pick em out but that doesn’t mean you’re off the hook on helping w the final decision

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I think I need to invest in a nice belt and also nice shoes in case I ever have to dress up

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Fuck around and brown out