Felicity

a fan of social justice, true crime, and dogs (they.them) gayyy🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Felicity @felic127]

my moral code is just balls to the wall

[Kevin Polowy @djkevlar]

I keep seeing posts with people explaining football to Taylor Swift fans, so I asked my 8-year-old Swiftie daughter to explain Taylor Swift to football fans.

[Malini 🇵🇸🍉❤️ @alitlstrawberry]

my nurse is literally wearing a shirt that says, “assaulting a healthcare worker is a felony. try me, and i will have you prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.” i’m a HCW who has been assaulted too but it makes me nervous to see a nurse in a “try me, i’ll arrest you” shirt

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

*whispers* the aliens are fake but the 300% profit margins on life-saving diagnostic tests for the world’s most deadly infectious disease are real…

[Felicity @felic127]

AND now I’m in an Uber. Refund me please 🖕🏼

[Felicity @felic127]

@MTA if you’re going to increase your rates, give good service. It just took me two hours through three boroughs to get to work for NO REASON. Get your shit together.

[Felicity @felic127]

@MTA if you’re going to increase your rates, give good service. It just took me two hours through three boroughs to get to work for NO REASON. Get your shit together.

[Hunter Radesi @hradesi14]

IN MAY OF 1991 A RHINOCEROS DERAILED A TRAIN, AND I’D LIKE DETAILS. THE ESTATE OF PHIL AND NANCY SEFF SEEMED TO HAVE INFORMATION, BUT THE COUPLE HAS SINCE DIED. IF ANYBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS INCIDENT, PLEASE CONTACT ME.

Thank you.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

My phone: “You met your sleep goal!!”

Me: “im absorbing more radiation than if i lived at chernobyl”

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Ben Shapiro is trying so hard to become my new nemesis. Like, sweetheart, I know you want me, okay? I know you're pissing me off because to your demented consciousness that seems like flirting.
But Ben: It's not gonna happen. I'm just not into small-time nemeses. I've got TB now.

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

"Wisconsin, Michigan, could go for Barbie, could go for Oppenheimer. Nolan’s always done well in the Midwest but a lot of people there loved Little Women. On the East Coast, New York favoring Oppenheimer, his home state, no surprise there, Pennsylvania too close to call…"

[cary @caryryan_]

every 15 years we are asked to make a choice

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

If the Muppets were still doing a weekly variety show we 100% would have had a Miss Piggy parody of TÁR call PÍG where she karate kicks the conductor

[Felicity @felic127]

Things I have learned this week:
1. I am not a girlboss.
2. The woods are my home.
3. A career trajectory means nothing if what I am doing makes me terrified of the future.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

If you're wondering, when cancer cells are killed by chemo, they break apart and then the actual atoms and molecules get filtered out by the kidneys.

So, cancer survivors, you peed your cancer into the fucking toilet and flushed it into the sewer. WHICH IS WHAT IT DESERVED.

[Felicity @felic127]

Thank you for your service @MegaFooboy

[Felicity @felic127]

I have a straight friend who Venmo’s me $5 every June 1 for “reparations” and THAT is the energy I like to see during Pride.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

if a conservative complains about a pride shirt, the shirt gets removed from the store. if i complained about conservative messaging on a product, literally nothing would happen.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

💔

[Felicity @felic127]

Once you’ve worked through your second job at a startup, yeah. It’s Wall Street lesbian time.

[Felicity @felic127]

MY FRIEND IS SO TALENTED! (read, like, share, all the things 😊)

[Cinelinx @cinelinx]

The #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3 arrives in theaters this week, and @hradesi14 explains why it's essential viewing. https://t.co/SbknNAHTSs