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[Scientific American @sciam]

Opinion: It's time the U.S. had a "psychologist general." The country is in a mental health crisis, and nobody is really in charge. https://t.co/N4SDkfGaxw

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looking indifferently in the other direction. Oh man. My heart just... melted. I love this dog so much, and she loves me too. (12/12)

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fetch my snacks. When I returned outside, I saw Sasha had moved and was now lying politely on the right third of my blanket, (11/12)

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out my blanket in the center of the yard, so as to avoid infringing on Sasha's territory on the back right, and went to my room to (10/12)

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miserable that I decided to take my blanket and laptop outside with me so I could relax with a movie while I watched her. I laid (9/12)

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really isn't feeling well at all. Even though I don't want her outside unsupervised (lest she dig holes), she looked just so (8/12)

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past few months, today I hadn't noticed her chugging it down like she usually does, and it's been extremely warm today. Oh, she (7/12)

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Sure, she's a picky eater, but she loves these things. Then I remembered that, although she has been drinking loads of water the (6/12)

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unusual. She's eating grass, and that is unusual. And tonight she didn't eat the treats I gave her as a reward for coming inside. (5/12)

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cordial distance. Tonight, she's not feeling well. I'm not sure why. She hasn't even finished her breakfast, though that's not (4/12)

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noses occasionally. But she's never been a snuggler, one of those dogs who can't keep their paws off you. She likes to maintain a (3/12)

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not very demonstrative. She sings to us when we get home from a long time away, and she wrestles with us, and she even licks our (2/12)

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Our husky Sasha is so sweet, but she's also... aloof. She allows us five minutes of cuddle time each morning, but otherwise, she's (1/12)

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Like... I can relate to these dogs so much

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So! I'm watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua to distract myself from the pain of reality, and there's a dog birthday party scene where they have dogs inside a bouncy house, but the dogs aren't actually jumping, they're just being pulled up and down on wires 😂

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(2/2) But then I realized... That is exactly what Twitter is for!!

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(1/2) Here I am beating myself up because I keep coming up with random silly thoughts or jokes, and I want to share them with my boyfriend but I hold back because I'd be bothering him and it'd be obnoxious, and I have no other friends to jabber at, but I still want an audience.

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If advertisers have all this demographic information on me, why do I keep getting ads of titty games instead of pictures of puppies???

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It's a habit of mine to spell "gray" as "grey" and I just realized it's probably because of all the britpicked Dramione fanfics I've read where they wax on and on about Draco's eyes

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"so cut off from life, that death was not much of a change"