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[felicity @felicity182]

@EmmaGyde still so much better though, couldn't cope with how she did your eyebrows

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

if you’re repulsed by women’s natural body hair, how we look without makeup, and by our bodies when they’re not carefully posed and airbrushed, i’m here to inform you that you’re probably just not into women

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

I feed 80 street dogs every morning in Thailand and while they are all grateful one dog goes above and beyond in her appreciation.

Her name is Snickers and every single day without fail she brings me a gift… (1/8) 🧵

[Jenni @hashjenni]

its an entire movie explaining why we shouldn't trust men like this

[J. Mulholland @MulhollandL0ver]

😂😂 The fact my tweet is framed in this couple’s house for the rest of their lives is the ultimate endorsement of dark humor

[Caramel @Caramel_Lima]

A lot of young women don’t realise that 30 is still young, really young. Stop treating 30 as a deadline for achieving anything. In fact, stop setting age-based deadlines altogether. Learn to enjoy life without obsessing over your age

[Gas Station Barbie @DarbraDawn]

Was talking with one of my professors once. He said he broke up with a girl in order to pursue his doctorate. By the time he finished she was married to someone else. It was the single greatest regret of his life and he’d never forgiven himself for it

[m @heymollythemaid]

She acted it so well that I still can’t believe she’s not crazy

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

Two brothers were sentenced to 11 years in prison after hosting illegal streams for football matches, but a famous peadophile who had a computer full of child pornography get two year suspended sentences serving just six months in prison, make it make sense.

[bree🐝࿐SJ SEA LIONS🌊🦁 @bree_eze]

being the first indigenous actor nominated in a leading actor category and wearing a bloody handprint across your mouth is an incredible statement to make

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

My mom was a nanny for this little white blonde blue eyed baby and his very rich parents left him with my mom soooo much (paying hourly + over nights for weeks at a time) that he only spoke Spanish and only exclusively wanted to eat my mom's Mexican food.

[❤️‍🔥 @toni_aa]

it actually irritated me because wdym you earn 80K and he earns 400K and you’re splitting finances evenly? are you well?

[Sanitary Panels @sanitarypanels]

Very telling that the women are reacting to this with joy, while the men are angry.

When I was 21, I was travelling from Bangalore to Bangkok for a conference. I had the window seat and made polite conversation with the 30 year old indian man sitting next to me. I fell asleep

[Sav @savshawz]

my HOA sent me a complaint about weeds being in my front yard and they took a picture of me….pulling the weeds…..and sent it to me saying I needed to do something about it ???? omfg

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Five people have been arrested in connection to Matthew Perry’s death, including his assistant and two doctors.

They are said to be part of a “broad underground criminal network” that supplied ketamine to Perry and others and “took advantage of his addiction issues to enrich themselves.”

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

16-year-old McKayla Maroney!

Even the judges couldn't believe it!

https://t.co/576sv4pRnH

[َ @briallysia]

saying u wanna strangle the boy over your own incompetence .. why does a child have access to ur card lol