Felicity

She rocks in the treetops all day long.

[Felicity @felicityis]

Hi friends. I forgot my password for this account (typical), so I'm tweeting from @felinecity now.

[Felicity @felicityis]

Feeling optimistic about all kinds of new opportunities. And peanut butter. Especially peanut butter.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If @Comic_Con people ruled the world, the future would be invented daily & warfare would be bar-fights with toy light-sabers.

[Felicity @felicityis]

@mickaylamyers2 I miss you both!

[Felicity @felicityis]

@ThisIsMad I don't snap but I LOVE YOU

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

When the morning comes, you will not remember that there is an @olivegarden on the moon. This is how it must be.

[Felicity @felicityis]

"@zaynmalik: Fuck !!" @2alexenmoi :'-)

[Felicity @felicityis]

@NorfleetKevin thank you for the wonderful service (pepper)

[Felicity @felicityis]

@2alexenmoi tomorrow. Bring Bowlcut. Or else.

[Felicity @felicityis]

@postmixlemonad3 I will be you just let me borrow work uniform

[Felicity @felicityis]

@2alexenmoi my leader is a dark chocolate amaretto pecan, and it requests a meeting with your belly.

[Felicity @felicityis]

#NiftyNuthouse: where diets come to die and dreams come true.

[Felicity @felicityis]

#protip: a "guacamole salad" is just an ice cream scoop of avocado.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Broadcast interrupt history: "in 1987, two Chicago television stations were victims of a broadcast signal intrusion" http://t.co/r35NYHCf5A

[Felicity @felicityis]

Whoa, @CelsiusOfficial just super powered my workout. And I'm still kickin after! #hooked

[Felicity @felicityis]

"@maureenjohnson: DAVID LEVITHAN MUSICAL ALERT: http://t.co/OTWedgpwHY" THIS IS NOT A DRILL @hipstererin

[Felicity @felicityis]

"as you know, this is America, where appearances mean more than reality." #baristawisdom

[Felicity @felicityis]

Wore sandals. Listened to Beyonce. Switched to pumps. #fierce

[Felicity @felicityis]

@weejulietots bikram is wonderful, but brutal at first. WATER is your friend. Power through, and your body will thank you. (: