𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑

hold on haven't i been here before .ᐣ

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

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𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗡 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧.

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[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

@CrimsonCulann homeless man calls another homeless man a brokie

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

@CrimsonCulann i don’t want og potential man nagging about ts

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

@CrimsonCulann just cuz i’m STUCK on my first phase doesn’t mean my full ascension ain’t serving cunt

in the og babylonia i WAS on my third ascencion

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

@CrimsonCulann serve cunt

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

@CrimsonCulann your biggest accomplishment is having a running gag of getting killed in any way, shape or form. pipe down man.

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

https://t.co/8BgD5FX4QE

ummmmmm what did i miss ?????

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

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✱ what dat mean.
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[ᅠ᭝᭡ᅠᅠ᭰𝐏ᴱᴿ𝙵̲𝐄̲𝐂̲𝚃ᅠᅠ𝐖ᴱ̲ᴬ̲𝙿𝙾𝙽❭ @A_rusty_sword]

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ᅠ⸻ That's just you being your normal self. ⸻
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[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

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✱ be a HUGE bother, i meowt it !!!
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[ᅠ᭝᭡ᅠᅠ᭰𝐏ᴱᴿ𝙵̲𝐄̲𝐂̲𝚃ᅠᅠ𝐖ᴱ̲ᴬ̲𝙿𝙾𝙽❭ @A_rusty_sword]

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ᅠᅠᅠ⸻ Good morning, don't be a
ᅠᅠ bother today. ⸻
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[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

do you really think a god would EVER go to therapy ???????

like gen-

besideeees why would a jaguar need therapy when i’m already perfect!!

[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 (interlude 2027) @KosmosAkhilleus]

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i think you're losing it, but don't worry... i know a therapist! actually, no.

the one therapist in chaldea is someone who shouldn't be trusted, so i'll let you be... yourself..?
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[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

ohhhhh…

so you mean my natural skill of meta commenting and knowing about the 4th wall!!!

only the most jaguar’ish servant pull this off!!!

my vessel only made it easier for me to perform !!!

[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 (interlude 2027) @KosmosAkhilleus]

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i——how is she doing that...
why are you doing that? the thing where you're just looking off to somewhere and talking to nobody.
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[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

also cuz my writer hardly knows about mythology

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

i dunno what you’re talking about 👀

hell if i know haha!!!!

i only know if we fought i’d totally win !!!!

cuz i’m jaguarrr!!!

[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 (interlude 2027) @KosmosAkhilleus]

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don't look at me that way. that's creepy.
sooo, if you two met—or whatever—would you get along, or would he take you out to an alleyway.
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[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

also like, human vessels yknow bout it.

kinda similar with the two ishtarlings. but like

better

cuz i’m jaguar and shes not

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

the plot called for it.

[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 (interlude 2027) @KosmosAkhilleus]

oh, so tezcatlipoca..? but you look awfully different...

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

god i LOVE doing meta commentaries.

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

scratching themselves like an animal… yeah his shoes are doing the paw work there.

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

i will tear off your head with my bare teeth and eat your brain !!!!!!!!!

grrrrrrr !!! raaahhh!!!! Shaaaa!!!!

[🎄Chillgamesh's Multimuse (Rate Limited)🎄 @KingOfHer0esAU0]

Dawwww of course you ARE! You're such a cute widdle cub who aspires to be a great tiger one day.

[𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 @felineservus]

yeah that’s cuz i’m a jaguarwarrior!!!

i quite literally NEED ts. i was BORN AND MADE TO HUNT!!! if it’s not mankind i need nourishment!!!! and there’s NOTHING here!!!!!!!!

also like iiiiii dont careeeeeee bout other gods im still amazing cuz i’m the only jaguar one

[🎄Chillgamesh's Multimuse (Rate Limited)🎄 @KingOfHer0esAU0]

You disappoint me, goddess. even Ishtar and Quetzalcoatl can adapt. For someone as strong as you claim to be, I expect you to be able to resist a bit of temptation of your primal and primitive ways.