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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

i’d hate for your head to explode

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙤 🕷️ (Seen BND) @POTATOWEBBINGS]

Oh thank god me neither. I’ve got a daily quota of bad jokes I need to tell.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

don’t think i’d make it through the day if you didn’t.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙤 🕷️ (Seen BND) @POTATOWEBBINGS]

I’ll keep telling them then.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

never said i didn’t!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙤 🕷️ (Seen BND) @POTATOWEBBINGS]

I thought you loved my corny jokes??

[𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘺 !!! 🕸️🕷️ ( BND x2 ) @spideymenacee]

"𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥... 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦."
https://t.co/BT5fRTGkuK

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

yeah, but it can’t be stated enough.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙤 🕷️ (Seen BND) @POTATOWEBBINGS]

This isn’t new info Felicia.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

screw that. sit down, park the spandex. it’s time to binge.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

you know i can’t promise nothing, sweets. ( 😘 * )

[˖ ྀྀ ･ 𓂃 ⓦ𝙴𝙱 - 𝓼𝗹𝗶͟𝗻͟𝗴͟𝗲𝗿 .ᐟ @sanguinewebs]

𝘔𝘈𝘠𝘉𝘌 please with a side of, ‘I solemnly
swear to behave for at * LEAST the
remainder of the day.’ I’ll consider
it then.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

mhm. maybe like, 5.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙤 🕷️ (Seen BND) @POTATOWEBBINGS]

I get partial points?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

you’re a corn ball, petey.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙤 🕷️ (Seen BND) @POTATOWEBBINGS]

I don’t have anything you could steal

[˖ ྀྀ ･ 𓂃 𝓉ʰʸ 𝓐𝗗͟𝗔𝗠. @prodigalblade]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗕𝗬 𝓉𝘩𝘦 POWER
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[َ @spderpaws]

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

/ hiiii 💟 this to plot in dms i need interactions rn

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

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pov i’m coming over to rob you
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

well, counts for something.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙋𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙤 🕷️ (Seen BND) @POTATOWEBBINGS]

Not mind reading more like pattern recognition..

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

@thwipspin / oh my wife …

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⦮ ⦯ ⟆ @feliscatusi]

you would 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 leave to sleep in such conditions. would you? :(

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ᯓ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛̲. ︎ ︎ ︎ ˎˊ˗ @thwipspin]

better an unmade bed than a prison one, don’t you think ?̲