Felicia Schembari

All I want out of life is a Jurassic Park themed bathroom (@felishe3.bsky.social)

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

Listen, if you didn’t come here for melancholic posts about the sea, you are frankly wasting your time

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

YES MARK

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

@random_tangent That’s just his RBF

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

Just out here trying to live my best green life

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

A website you go to to watch videos of people be sad it’s called ForlornHub

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

@heatherapz Im saving my wettest cough for marriage

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

@dairyslut_ Boyfriend
New car
Money
Ass

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

@mattraub It is but they’re on their periods

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

Local haunted houses are extra scary. They’re the same as other haunted house except all of the ghouls are people you went to high school with

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

@random_tangent It is, actually

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

Fuckboi—>Sexguy—>MakingLoveMan

[Jared Rosen @carnivalnites]

look guys i just want to talk to people about fantasy horror monsters and sometimes a thing i ate. there is absolutely nothing else to me besides a huge mop of hair. i am hair and food and monsters

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

If OnlyFans existed in the 1930’s it would be called OnlyGams thank you

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

@JuliaLepetit These ��spot the difference” games are getting harder and harder

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

Not me giving blood, thinking I’m chill, and then my body starts panicking like I’m about to go to war

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

@beffmosdeff Lmao

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

@_bampowzap_ @berserker_tati Same. Sweaters till I die (of heat stroke)

[🎃margoblin🧌 @strawb_shan]

Hey friends! I’m a tattoo artist in Portland and I’ll be tattooing in ~~LOS ANGELES~~ for a few days this month.
I wanna do some silly traditional tats for you ❣️

[Felicia Schembari @felishe3]

Must be so confusing to live in LA with all the porn studios around. You’re just trying to do laundry and someone’s stepsister is stuck in the washing machine