felisha

she / her

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

people shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. get out of the way

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Not nearly enough grease to stop me

[Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett]

has a good ring to it don't you think?

[kie @criminalplaza]

this is what clocking out feels like

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

cigarettes but they have protein in them

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They are not.

[alien @fastestUFO]

if i saw a wizard casting a spell i wouldnt even give a fuck

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

GANDALF: do NOT touch the palantír

PIPPIN:

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Them: I hope this email finds you well!
How the email finds me:

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Two beautiful emails stand before me, but only one can get a reply before lunch

[felisha @felishxx]

@linseycollins69 OKAY LMAO FNFNFNF

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Slack feature to help you fire people