Felita Figueredo

Fel Figuring it out

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What do you call a cat’s manicure?

A ‘meow’nicure

#dadjokes #pun #puns #punny

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What do you call it when a band rests between sets?

A Re-set

#pun #dadjoke #puns #dadjokes

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What do you call an Egyptian Chiropractor?

Cairopractor

#puns #pun #dadjokes

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What do you call someone who is hot and portable?

Snackpack

#puns #dadjokes

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What do you call someone trying to find the perfect room temperature?

Coldilocks

#pun #dadjokes

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Why are patients at the vet not called ‘Paw-tients’? A missed opportunity #puns #dadjoke

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If @odysseymovie was made for India it would be ‘The ODesi’ #bollywood #pun #dadjoke

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Summarizing the England vs Norway FIFA Quarter Finals match as ‘Norway…Noway!’ #fifa #fifaworldcup