plants have feelings and I eat them

a depressed shit show

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

When I do kill myself I'm going to make sure my dog is watching but she won't be able to get to me and she then has to watch as my cats eat me.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

The creek is very much still flooded and I still want to kill myself after a walk.

[Marnie Vinall @marnievinall]

I feel like this sums up so much because Kate used three examples of male coaches from W. She didn’t even name a single woman yet this is the headline to “cause a storm”? Hmm

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

@aussieV8girl Tiktok has been incredibly helpful for perimenopause symptoms because so many of them are weird, I expected hot flushes and anger issues but there is so much more 😭

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

I have a new horrifying perimenopause symptom, I smell like I haven't showered for a week, I showered last night and I started smelling bad last night, this is worse than when I smelled like an onion, that at least only lasted 30 or so minutes then I smelled like normal.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Last Wednesday I was seeing motionless in white, this Wednesday I washed my hair and got shampoo in my eyes 😭

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

When your dog is leaning against you while going to TO TOWN licking their private parts what do you do? Where do you look? 😩

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

You know how Suzie lost her dog ID tag the other day, last time I brought that it was $60. I just ordered her a new one and now it's $73 😩😭 (it comes from the US and yes it's perfect and worth it)

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

A girl on tiktok heyhunsitsnicole is remaking twilight via Sims and it's the best thing ever.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Suzie didn't try to kill anyone and their dog on today's walk 🥳 she did lunge at a runner and made him jump 🤭 but that only lasted a few seconds and then she was back by my side.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

No longer homicidal, still a little suicidal but our little creek turned into river today (taken before Suzie acted like a cunt and I wanted all of us to die)

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Safe inside my house - passively suicidal

Outside my house, walking the dog - actively and equally homicidal and suicidal

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

@__LeftistVegan I made vanilla mashed potatoes once 🫤

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

I think I might have grandkids (grandcats) out there 😳

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

I was playing kitten sounds for my cats, Phineas and Ivy were shelter kittens so desexed young, Ginny was a street kitten who came into my wife at 5 weeks old so also desexed young, Eggsy was a tomcat for the first 18 months of his life, he's the only one who reacted.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

A tiktok mum posted a video of her dancing with her newborn (she doesn't show her face) and a comment is like *baby's name* and *Justin Bieber's kid name* like miss ma'am let them be kids and not fantasise about their future adult relationships. It's creepy.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Brought and built the cats an insulated and heated (when I get a us to au plug converter) outdoor cat house for their catio.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

I wish I could afford 3 and 8

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

@MelangeMost I got the feeling their reaction wasn't a surprise to her, reading the comments I don't think she exactly likes the people she lives around.