Felix Freeman

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[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

For a midnight snack: I would love a tiny plate of banana and mince kebab with gravy. With a iced water and a slice of lemon.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Next Friday, can I haz a tiny plate of veal sausages and gooseberry and milk chocolate on waffles with mint. With a coffee. #food

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

I'm tempted to try a huge bowl of soft cheese and scallops and pineapple soup with a tomato salad. With an orange juice. #yummy

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Damn, I'm in the mood for a small plate of dark chocolate and garlic on biscuits with corriander. With a flat white. #yummy

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Hi @Hestonfatduck - I'm looking for the recipe to a tiny bit of papaya and white chocolate take-away with custard. #nomnomnom

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

I'm tempted to try loads of tomato and orange grill with corriander. With a water.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Serving a portion of yam and squid and hog plum kebab with salt and vinegar. With a grape juice.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

I'd love a slice of celery and black pudding in a bap with sweet and sour sauce. :)

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

On Sunday morning I fancy a huge bowl of almond and trout soup with fennel. With a strong cuppa tea.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

I would murder an unhealthy portion of currant and mahimahi and asparagus burger with capers.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Oo0oh, I know what I want: gotta get the recipe for a plate of pear and ham fry up with marshmallows. With a root beer.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

I could guzzle a tidy plate of ricotta cheese and pumpkin crepe with sweet and sour sauce.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Can I haz a big plate of sausages and milk chocolate and asparagus kebab with savory dips. With a gin and tonic.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Going home, @Jamie_Oliver inspired me to try a bowl of cream and melon and cucumber roast dinner with rice. :)

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

We should all have a posh serving of garden rocket and carp on crumpets with chillies.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Yes! planning a dinner party of a side of peach and condensed milk and ceylon spinach fry up with new potatoes. #plsplspls

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Watching The Wire, I would luv a bucket of ricotta cheese and catfish in a bap with fennel. With a root beer float. #feedme

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

I could murder a tiny plate of gouda and anchovy and quince flan with pickles. :D

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

Gotta eat now, I could guzzle a plate of chickweed and orange crepe with corriander. With a hot chocolate.

[Felix Freeman @felix_freeman]

@matkiwi inspired me to cook a little turkey and custard on waffles with a bread roll. With a bottle of Jever.