Slow Burn

Simple,funny and positive minded

[Slow Burn @felix_pepple]

The way the country be now nothing like ' chicken change again' .
Everything done cost.

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My phone no see other ways to malfunction no to go dey call people wey I dey owe.

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Anybody wey God dey call and the person no want answer.
Make him just carry the person number give EasiMoni or okash agents.

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Iron condemn na the last resort for financial breakthrough.

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Overfamiliarity overfamiliarity no be with mad person.
Before, u go realize wetin dey happen him done bite you.

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The way and manner president Tinubu and Hon minster of works Prof Umahi dey go about this coastal road.
Them fit paint and put tiles for the drainage.

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Happy New Month no be for who dey owe landlord.

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Na this Tinubu regime naim bible dey refer to as long suffering.

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Interviewer: what can you bring to the table?
Me: it depends what's on the table
If na rice and stew, I go bring spoon and fork
If na Garri and soup,I go bring washing hand water
If na suya, then no need to bring anything because toothpick dey inside.

[Slow Burn @felix_pepple]

Importance of snoring
It lets people know that you are still alive while asleep.

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@GodsgreatG Thanks for adding to my knowledge

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Teacher: what's the cause for the rise in the price of bread?
Me: The yeast

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International Day For The Girl Child
An experience Bobrisky never had.

[Port Harcourt People @AskPHPeople]

HAPPENING NOW

Peaceful protest at Brick House, Port Harcourt by residents of Bonny Island.

* Protesters are calling for an end to sea piracy and insecurity on Bonny waterways.

#PHTwitterCommunity

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@Mr_Wizzo @GovWike The IOC are safe but the people aren't safe
#BonnyLivesMatters
#EndBonnyKillings
#endseapiracyinbonny

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@Mr_Wizzo @GovWike #BonnyLGA the money u give during condolence visit. Use it to secure our water ways
#EndBonnyKillings #EndSeaPiracy

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@GodsgreatG Oil dey ur head

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Anything God does doesn't exist.He calls them into existence
For instance let there be light and there was light.

#SlowBurn
#NaughtyByNature
#ComicFelix
#KingSize
#OffsringOfTwoGreatKingdoms
#Benin#Bonny
#GracePersonified