Felix Still

[Felix Still @felix_still]

Just got a great deal on new car tyres @blackcircles - check them out at https://t.co/foud91deJ3 /#buyblackcircles

[RL RUNESCAPE GF @RLrunescapeGF]

my day be so fine, then boom…h o r n y

[Felix Still @felix_still]

Gavin Williamson MP: Teach British children about the realities of British Imperialism and Colonialism - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/gnHQS0kiNS via @UKChange

[Felix Still @felix_still]

UK Parliament: Public Vote of No Confidence in PM Johnson - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/uJs1MxW50K via @UKChange

[Felix Still @felix_still]

UK Parliament: Public Vote of No Confidence in PM Johnson - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/jzRwS48bmE via @UKChange

[Jme @JmeBBK]

While watching this video, try to imagine it happening to you. Can you? RT @D_Tribal: @metpoliceuk I’m appalled this is happening after meeting your chief inspector Simon Corbin yesterday officers are still displaying this behaviour. I’m outraged https://t.co/2C2ddJVKGo

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has confirmed in a statement to the nation "this is not the time simply to end the lockdown this week"

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Considering male lions sleep on average 20 hours a day and spend the 4 hours they're awake attempting to copulate, eating & licking their own bollocks I'd say this was a pretty accurate metaphor.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I would like to announce that President Trump has gone mad

( That's 'mad' in the English sense, as in 'King George III went mad, walked up to a tree in Richmond Park, and addressed it as the King of Prussia )

[Lucy @Lucy_Speech]

My boyfriend is a paramedic. He’s just been told to self-isolate for 14 days due to housemate having symptoms. This is a house of FOUR paramedics who are now all out of action for 14 days. We NEED testing for NHS staff Now! #covid19UK

[Ruth McBurnie @Rruthgordon]

"If Public Health called tomorrow and told you that you had tested positive for COVID-19 and asked you to list all the places you had been and all the people you had been in contact with for the last 14 days - would you be proud of yourself, or embarrassed by your actions?”

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Government to pay 80% of wages for employees not working, up to £2,500 a month, Chancellor Rishi Sunak says https://t.co/FDpR6W0uba

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Today is #MentalHealthNursesDay2020
All the lovely tweets and letters I received about #AfterLife helped me realise just how many people you meet everyday are grieving or have some sort of mental health issue. 1 in 4, actually. You are not alone.

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

absolute legend Jurgen Klopp refusing to take a question from The Sun 👏
adding a final kick in the balls: "and it's not because I'm in Liverpool now"

#dontbuythesun

https://t.co/wscIcX06Dj

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Boris Johnson pledged in the election that the NHS was not for sale.

He has already broken that promise.

https://t.co/ZKSPXqSwCh

[Harry Carlow @realordinarylad]

Help a brother out!!! 50k Retweets and Michael Barrymore will host my Pool party. Do your thing twitter.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

How do you handle an argument? What about arguments in relationships?

[Felix Still @felix_still]

@steffan888 @kenny_h98