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hello to the archaeologists of the future

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once i figure out what i'm good at, watch out

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I think the internet may be broken

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whichever team wins the super bowl should have to play in a tournament with the best rugby/aussie rules/Gaelic football/CFL/arena football to figure out who really is the world champion of running into each other

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Ok Google do they make steel toe crocs

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@waub This is glorious news

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My favourite part of skip the dishes is the Zamboni delivering my meal

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@RahRahRaina Blue Jays won

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@RahRahRaina he's there rn

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@IKEACanada how do I get a hold of your customer service? you sent me the wrong piece for a table and every time I call, the line disconnects after 3 hours on hold.

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@chalravens Same

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Im subscribed to 4 different streaming services and none of them have West Wing. — feeling angry

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This is perfect fort snow. If we can get a good little crew going we can probably get a first row going tonight.

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The real question is when will 4:3 Simpsons episodes get to Disney+.

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The problem is that robots don't pay taxes

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The Champions, Part 1: Unlikely Warriors https://t.co/yZ3kvUy85r

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Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.

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PSA ; Arby's is now on SkipTheDishes

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To the genius who came into my yard last night and tried to steal my pot plants; you left your scissors and the plants are at least a month out from being ready

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too many billionaires, not enough millionaires

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please can I have a rhino party lawn sign.