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fuck Ronald Reagan

[felis @felixwithak]

At my grown ass age, I realized that Ive unconsciously been way too truthful about things with other people

[felis @felixwithak]

Wishing I could marry the white can monster

[felis @felixwithak]

bro my pen just blew up in my pocket

[felis @felixwithak]

This world is so backwards we find ways to continuously excemt taxes for billionaires and never for the impoverished

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

I got no scoped by AI. I thought the blonde wigger in a pea-coat was real. This must be what boomers feel when they see German shepherds hitting the griddy. 😔

[felis @felixwithak]

@anabanana8008 LMFAO they even got faze Banks in the back goin crazy

[felis @felixwithak]

They just hopped out of jjba Golden Wind

[WIGGA @wiggahood]

Late night in the stu

[felis @felixwithak]

Pulled my motor yesterday, I felt like I caught my first fish

[Snowval 🎃 @kittenfacerb]

omg i hear him debating down the chimney guys!

[Iceberg Slime 🥶 @ForeverFlyMike]

I’m glad I didn’t go. I’d probably be in tears scaring the hoes

[felis @felixwithak]

@anabanana8008

[felis @felixwithak]

Does my hb look good?

[felis @felixwithak]

Gotta get to the gym but I like being a fat chud cat dad

[Davi @Ddaavvii_21]

"six likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 sevens

[Big Nate Season 2 🎃 @ndogid]

Working retail or driving a car really does open your eyes to the fact that most people are sub-sentient biosludge

[snow_frog @snow_frog8]

I just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone

[TaglesTopGuy 🇻🇦 @TaglesTopGuy]

Quantifying Christianity with material consumption is the most American possible thing to do

[Propaganda & co @propandco]

Just pay your taxes bro

[josh @joshypooper]

“who’s pussy is this” genuinely just enjoy it while u got it bro