Felix

🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 (he/him)

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

dog.

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

Where have you hidden the bodies? My job depends on this answer. #Jack100

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@datJakeWilliams I sure hope so. My family is trying to save up for a house and stuff and it’s like the house prices are OUTRAGEOUS for a city I live in with trash economy

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

so since “Jared Leto” is trending remember when he made the complete turnaround from an amazing performance as a junkie in Requiem For A Dream to the not so good performance of the Joker in Suicide Squad?

the fuck happened?

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

dont listen to em often but damn Howlin Wolf always rocks the fucken mic for blues music, the absolute king

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

happy St Patrick’s day

im legally allowed to say this bc im 1/4 Irish so get wrecked ppl whose nan aint from Ireland

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

[SPOILERS SPOILERS]

remember that sicc moment in Breaking Bad when Mike shot a dude through the wall?

Then Walter was like “Check this shit” and mucked 10 guys thru a wall? Then he turned to Mike for approval only to remember he shot him like 9 episodes earlier?

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

Some of my favourite film directors in no particular order are:

Stanley Kubrick

David Lynch

Quentin Tarantino

Robert Eggars

Edgar Wright

Martin Scorsese

The Coen Bros

David Fincher

Mel Brooks

John Carpenter

amongst others

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@MaoMother aw thank you kindly! Im motivated to doing this prompt and look forwards to April :)

ooh and Ill be posting under @renpawbs
hope u like what I create and Im sure I’ll participate in future prompts as well. Thanks for the opportunity to do this btw

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@MaoMother my art may be trash but my ambition is real. Thinkin I may participate in this one! (tho under an alt account)

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@daagmilk hey if the healthcare system was fixed Mr White wouldnt have had to make such pristine meth

but ye if ppl gotta travel to my country so they can spend $300 less on insulin so they dont fucken die or rely on GoFundMe’s to survive like?? Fix it yo

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

Eraserhead is such a fuckin bizarre yet seriously captivating movie like damn watch that shit when u get the chance

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@Jack_Septic_Eye top o th marnin to ye egg man

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

if youve never heard The Oh of Pleasure by Ray Lynch before, I highly suggest you do so, its a unique song and one of my all time faves

makes me think of cumming while on an acid trip lmao
but fr great song, listen or ill hunt you down and steal your socks

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

so it seems I got alotta issues with myself
self doubt
self confidence
self esteem
self immolation

its hard to fix these things when I’m a garbage fire

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@matthwatson yum

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

in high school, I had a problem with my feet and had to wear shoes two sizes too big so i could walk comfortably without feeling pain

that was probably closest Ive been to looking like a clown and I sure fucken acted like one then too

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@daagmilk twink moose

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

dear deep web,

please email me drugs to consume
I hope this works.
thank u

love,
me

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@tweetoftheBeast my weed dealer socially distanced themselves from me long before this virus hit after I texted them “hey wanna chill or somethin?”

who woulda thought he predicted this global pandemic years before and stayed away from me to ensure he wouldnt get sick? Mans like Nostradamus fr

[Felix @felixwolfe101]

@daagmilk nah u always got jeesus from the broble