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[00 @felizcumplefed]

Linea 5 la chaqueña gran puta uno solo en todo el paraguay pio hay dios mio hdp

[Realtek @realtek12345]

I'll put it this way: hats off to you. I couldn't have said it better myself.

As someone who lived in Paraguay for six years, I honestly get a headache every time I read the bullshit people post about that country, painting it as some kind of paradise on Earth.

For fuck's sake, they manage to present every single flaw as a virtue.

You go to a supermarket and the cashiers move at a snail's pace? Oh, how wonderful! That's because nobody is in a hurry in this country!

The quality of services is absolute shit? Turns out that's another massive advantage! Because everyone's so laid-back, nobody gets stressed, there's no rat race, and above all, steak is cheap and you don't have to pay those horrible 50% taxes!

You constantly read about how Europe has supposedly become a Muslim continent, completely overrun by Muslims, and how it's basically finished. Meanwhile, thousands of Paraguayans dream of moving even to the poorer European countries, let alone those who would give their right arm for a chance to move to Germany, France, or Italy.

The reality is that Paraguay is a country with virtually no meaningful infrastructure, a dysfunctional healthcare and educacional system, and practically nonexistent human capital.

It's a country built for and around a narrow elite that knows exactly how to extract maximum profits from a tax system optimized for their benefit and a quasi-feudal social structure that keeps most of the population in a state of extreme ignorance. And here, I strongly recommend taking a look at Paraguay's PISA test results.

Meanwhile, a tiny group of beneficiaries makes an absolute fortune precisely because the vast majority of society consists of complete idiots who apparently need nothing more than empty slogans to get through life.

And then I come across some guy from a developed civilization - Spain, the United States, or some other developed country - singing Paraguay's praises to the heavens, absolutely ecstatic about how wonderful life there supposedly is.

The cognitive dissonance is so extreme it makes my head explode.

That's why, without wanting to sound too modest, quite a few people consider me Paraguay's number-one hater.

But really, I'm just trying to restore some kind of balance to the universe, because it drives me absolutely fucking insane to read the bullshit these people keep posting - bullshit that has absolutely nothing to do with reality.

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@UltimaHoracom mog

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@Karu_edwards @delpynews a mi me raya que cambie el color

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@delpynews feroz cortina de humo

[00 @felizcumplefed]

estoy empezando a creer que este bondi de mierda tiene solo una linea circulando

[YAAAAAASsica ❤️ @jei_jessi]

Línea 5 la chaqueña, espere 20 minutos, vino repleto, no aguante y me acerqué al chófer a decirle que deje de subir gente si no hay asientos libres y no me hizo caso!! Siguió subiendo @Santula @PedroDBritos @dinatranpy @menchibarriocan @oscar_marandu @yolandapark1

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@KMbappe nde tavyyy

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@magali_val @hyperFEDEX por algo es shopping del sol y no de la lluvia 🙄

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@wikipistacho no porque me baja el rendimiento

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@nxstypxet son diferentes interpretaciones de una sola misma cosa

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@Marcela252016 Aristides

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@SofiFerrari10 y si mi abuela no se enfermaba tampoco se moría

[00 @felizcumplefed]

sogue

[00 @felizcumplefed]

MEXICANOS PUTOOOOOS DEJAME TOMAR TU FERNET SI YA RE TOME QUE VA A SER TUYO PUTO MONO DE MIERDASA

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@Peluchiano1 @gerrysays 😭😭😭

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@gerrysays o son tus bajas habilidades sociales

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@fabu_pop el grillo

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@DevoxPosting trabajo no es deshonra

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@LoretoArqui @MarkDeReborn11 a nadie vas a ofender, lo que decis es solo estupido
tenes esquizotipia o falta de atención porque se entiende demasiado bien que se refiere a mujeres de nuestra cultura globalizada, no a tribus y excepciones rebuscadas que tu pensamiento pueda imaginarse

[00 @felizcumplefed]

@JackMurdock666 las mujeres gordas y feas capaz si puedan sentirse como un incel promedio