feloniousCephalopod

basellischgus, you poisonous worm and evil drivel, cease your grinning or I will give you reason to bear your teeth.

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

Im not allowed have a phone yet so Im only allowed to use nephew folder apps on my uncle’s iphone

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@oldrattle_ are you an uncle or a nephew

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

little sister eating the heads of my blood bowl miniatures like she’s popping pills

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

After dying, killing is easy.

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@Bad_Rats_King unbelievable

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

searching the whole of quora for the one result that justifies me eating 4 day old stinky sushi

[keira 🦌 @headlitesdeer]

an excuse to post my magnum opus

[syphilis @TopRamenSlaves]

I just had the most insane double-stream piss. It was perfect. Two equally sized streams coming out of my dick like the forked tongue of a snake. It was beautiful

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@TopRamenSlaves so yeah! crazy how useful some of those knots are!

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

Im not allowed have a phone yet so Im only allowed to use nephew folder apps on my uncle’s iphone

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@TopRamenSlaves was gonna comment “yeah! It’s crazy how useful some of those knots are” but then I clicked on your profile and I realized you meant it for like bondage

[June @Junezbuggz]

@feloniousCephal u shouldnt let him put his app on ur nephew folder

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@kushrayne @oliverqueenrr to teach me a lesson

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@2col6

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

Apparently some people are saying that uncle lessons app isn’t in “app store”. Saying “What is uncle app?” and “not real ):”. The truth will set you free, you feckless cowards.

[2c @2col6]

@bkong_a @feloniousCephal it’s not real :(

[Uncle Crack @UncleCrack63]

Oblong Yellow… I haven’t heard that name in years. He was a good dog.

[Office Stan @I_L0veTheOffice]

Eating Taco Bell is like masturbating my tongue

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@TMIYWreal @oldrattle_

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@bkong_a It’s where I get all my uncle lessons! Today’s lesson was about how sometimes you gotta team up with the bad guys and then betray them. I think the guy in the lesson’s name was “Meow” and the bad guys were called “The KAT”. I highly recommend the app!

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@SuperGrirl3 thanks 👍

[bunny @fadedbunny]

ur in her dms im in her bed wearing her socks smoking her weed and eating a cheeseburger

[feloniousCephalopod @feloniousCephal]

@oliverqueenrr Every time I open the app my uncle snatches the phone out of my hands and says some stuff about “monetary systems” and “cascading consequences” and then it’s no Baby Games for Ages 2 - 5 for a whole day ):