Felonious Max

Freelance Slacker with aspirations of being Universal grand Pooh-Bah.

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@suda_51 #LilyBergamo #PS4 Whatcha think?

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@jdunwell Devout Atheist, liberal here. This is a great example of selection of church and state in action, and word. I applaud you, though I disagree with your religious/political beliefs.

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@klgrube @RepStefanik @HouseGOP @Jim_Jordan @GOP Okay, Karen.
Don’t even need to put it in quotes.

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SSX, you know you want it!

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@realDonaldTrump

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Elon can call it whatever he wishes, he own’s it, doesn’t mean it’s not still Twitter.
#twitteristwitter #makemecallitxhehhehheh

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#TheMandaloriaXboxSweepstakes This is the Way!

[XBOX @XBOX]

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@neilhimself Sandman: The Abdication Apocalypse

In which mankind has decimated our planet with only pockets of civilization and growing wildlife;
Despair, Desire and Delirium have become the stronger siblings;
And it is up to a reluctant Destruction to create a better world.

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@sinKEVitch Read your Jeff Beck post, the reaper never rests. That said, you have brought happiness to multitudes. And Death is a friend. My current lockscreen.

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@JanelleMonae Hopefully the next Knives Out features Helen Brand as the detective.
#@rianjohnson

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@FoxNews Agreed! But the rest of em should also be, lineage has nothing to do with ability.

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@JanelleMonae Word!

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

It’s 20TwentyFREE

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@NickAdamsinUSA Cream and sugar
Medium rare, sushi to baked Alaska
Nope
Teriyaki or Mild
At the Doctor’s, nobody is chasing me
I like my beers BEER
I sit comfortably
I find there is better fiction
I’m a beta male, and if that bothers you, I am not sorry for that, get real “MAN”!

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@OregonWolfman @liveforegolf @kaitlancollins Why would they raid the other side of the aisle, when all the crimes are happening in the Trump pew?
Just sayin’.

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@EdgarWright The Abominable Dr. Phibes reboot, starring @DavidWThewlis and @anyataylorjoy . Just sayin’.

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“The mob takes the Fifth,” Trump said during a 2016 campaign rally. “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

The Would Be Naked Emperor

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@OregonWolfman @kaitlancollins In order for that to have been possible, Obama would have to have committed a provable crime, your boy Donny has committed many.

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@Brenderous @Wario64 I was an adult. Loved the original, really liked the Netflix show. Would def have liked more.