Machiavelli

Tuitor l Facilitator .
Unlearning, learning and having fun.
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[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

BIG FACT: Taking a job too seriously is a sign of low intelligence.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hard work will never make you wealthy. It will just be a tool to your success. Hard work will kill you before your required time. Kwanza kama uko mjei. Utadedi msee. Hard facts kama izo mkono zako.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

What you can't control, achana nayo. Just like Kenyan populace marred with stupidity. Be happy, concentrate on your family and live life.

Enjoy.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

In my years as a teacher, there used to be 7 am breakfast in the staffroom, 10 am tea, lunch, and supper. You only go back to your house to sleep
This used to happen even during weekends.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

If you’re dating a woman who’s never bought you a birthday gift or randomly gotten you something, she doesn’t like you. Women spend money on who they like.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

There's no love in kikuyu homes man kila mtu akifika 18 anaenda zake. Very strange.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Kenyans on TikTok are unruly. So yesterday Mejja says he will shoot a music video of his hit song “Mboka” featuring real people doing their day jobs instead of vixens. Kenyans in the comment section unanimously nominated Alicia Kanini to be featured in the video.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Women be trying so hard to mould you into the perfect simp

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Dem anataka nimlipie cab to and from kitengelea which ni 3100. Heri niende mombasa na SGR nikae kwa terminus nirudi na train ya usiku

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Women are complicated. Now this one has more than six skin care oils but she still has very severe acne. Mimi hii uso yangu iliona mafuta monday,nikisupply Camera kule industrial area kwa mjapanis. Na sina pimple ata moja. Na ujue naoganga na kipande. Awuoro!

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Harsh truth:

The bullies who performed poorly in school are the ones doing well in life today.

Meanwhile, the nice, obedient ones are the ones struggling with life and hard drugs.

The paradox of life.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Mdem kukutoka juu ya shida is very much okay because there's no glory in suffering together, but kudai kubag that same woman after you're financially stable is mental illness

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's every man's dream to find a woman who just cooks without asking what he wants to eat. A woman who simply knows what to cook and when to cook without having to ask maswali za matakataka.

[The Kenya Times @thekenyatimes]

Robert Burale advises against being too available

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

An old banana is sweeter than a green one, but nobody wants to carry it in public.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Rich Toxic men wanazoesha Young Women pesa alafu sisi good broke guys tukiingia kwa mix tunaonyeshwa Dust, Stop giving Women money please.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Are all forex traders paid in physical currency? Or they go to the bank to withdraw millions every morning for the cameras?

[Deskviator @Commoner_254]

@Dr_AustinOmondi Hepatitis B cure is in trial in which country? I know Kenyan who invented a 6month ARV therapy for it; offcourse in a UK research university

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Malaria vaccine ✅
HIV vaccine ✅
Hepatitis C cure ✅
Hepatitis B cure trial ✅
New treatment for sickle cell disease (crizanlizumab) ✅

What a great time to be alive!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

My brother go out and meet people... Don't let a girlfriend stop You from meeting a wife, Some women are just Keeping You for fun, while others see a husband in You.