bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛

emotional baby boy, emotional man

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

same papi

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’ve just made a cheesy pasta that was so intense I might be about to enter the cheese equivalent of cryogenic suspension. If I don’t make it out of the other side, it’s been great. Thank you for your indulgence.

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

@dahmerdidntdoit Wow your girlfriend is so hot can I get her number

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

@serrotnodnarb Never gonna see Brandon again RIP

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

I am SO INVESTED in Pressure Cooker on Netflix and Brandon is not here for the drama 😭

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

I bought Brandon cough drops and he just groaned and said “oh god it’s just I ate a camel crush but just the crush part”

[nodnarb @serrotnodnarb]

oh no dany heard me giggle and now we're going to get mimosas

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

doctor dog treating sick cat, 15th century

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

@serrotnodnarb Like twins

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

I just talked to the tater tots I was putting in the oven in the same voice that Bob Belcher talks to his food so I am definitely 100% Totally Sane

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

I’m so excited @serrotnodnarb bought me my first pair of doc martens!!!!

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

Sorry @serrotnodnarb

[ScreenTime @screentime]

"The legacy of the movies is … that my children's generation will show them to their children. So you could be watching it in 50 years' time, easy. I'll not be here, sadly, but... Hagrid will, yes”

Thank you Robbie Coltrane 🙏

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

Ok but you can’t tell me these aren’t *chef’s kiss*

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

My nail broke so obviously the correct choice was to get into gel x nails immediately and start doing my own fakies at home so that I don’t have cut down all of my nails

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

girls will be like “this is my comfort read” and it’s Dracula

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

I am so invested in this and I don’t know why but if anyone needs a spark notes…. I’m your gal

[Mvelase 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✊🏾🏳️‍⚧️🇿🇦 @MvelaseP]

SO FLORENCE PUGH DIDN'T LIKE OLIVIA WILDE HOOKING UP WITH HARRY STYLES BECAUSE SHE'S FRIENDS WITH OLIVIA'S HUSBAND JASON SUDEIKIS SO FLORENCE WOULDN'T PROMOTE THE MOVIE. THEN SHIA LEBEOUF LEAKED A VIDEO OF OLIVIA CALLING FLORENCE "MISS FLO" & NOW HARRY SPIT ON CHRIS PINE, BUT...

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

Brandon put on a YouTube food video and the first thing the guy said “next up on ‘how fast can I get the squirts’”

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

Look at these cutie pies

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

Got my basic bitch PSL and suddenly I’m ready to wear all of my sweaters and boots???

[bone daddy 🍂🍄💀🪹🌛 @feltttie]

Every time Brandon plays a game and is like “wow this must be boring” but I am so enthralled in every move he’s making

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

confession: i always liked watching boyfriends play video games. the stories are fun but i’m not good at using the controller!!! and it can actually be very feminist to sit back and say “go in that room i bet something is in there”