hey you

[Baba Ramero @mi62206]

Vanhu vanogara mudzimba dzakadai havawanike pamba kuti umuwane unotomukira 😂

[🌷 Nik 🌷 @ladynimala]

And when Mary needed a husband God gave her a man who'd raise a son that wasn't his.

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

The irony of having a bulb on your username and Nigeria doesn't have electricity supply.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is so embarrassing i’m in tears😭😭

[Jabulani Macdonald ⚡️ @Jabu_Macdonald]

Guys, please clean your apartments. Your roaches are crossing over into our apartments.

[thandi coffiya @baewaqufiya]

diagnosed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pᥫ᭡ @prxncia]

So are we not concerned that it’s still 20 degrees in October?…

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[GOV.UK @GOVUK]

Don't forget, the clocks go back by one hour on 25 October! ⏰

Check your alarms, watches and household devices.

[FerSlzr🪐⚡ @sonochinosadam]

La peste regresando a Europa 700 años después

[Bella🥰😍 @Bella__Bahby]

My father-in-law spends nothing less than an hour in the bathroom 😂😭. Yesterday, he sent my husband this picture just to explain why he takes so long in there.

Honestly, after seeing the picture, I couldn’t even argue anymore 😂😂

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

Corona virus ---- New Black Plague

[princess @PRlVPRINCESS]

i was always taught A comes before E; you’ll Affect something first and see the Effect of it after

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

20+ degrees in October only means we’re about to experience a level of cold in February, March and April that would make even Winterfell look tropical

[𖤐 @gottaluvkelvyn]

anytime i remember something cringe i did in the past, i just scream to blur the memory out😭😭😭

[Ngor AweilMade🇸🇸👑🥭 @KINGZIGZAG5STAR]

My twitter feed right now

[kathleen @kathleencrave]

you can’t read

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

The anus part of Africa??? Guys????? 😩💀

[🐥 @nyarr037]

South Africa is the anus of Africa.

[Lemon Ginger @lannix_1]

Touching Zimbabwe is dangerous and will make us reduce Windhoek to Wind