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“great tits, morally superior” -immanuel kant

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You either die a hero (straight woman) or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain (avoidant, autistic, into shoegaze)

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Admin reveal

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@adastroworld Flushing your adderall

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Every time I go to see stand up I get this evil horrible no good very bad idea that I am funnier than everyone

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Many such cases

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@ThinkingBone 151 and Diet Coke if you’re really drying to die

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Worst thing to come out of woke 1 was everything that offended someone being interpreted (and felt as!) a moral injury. Least relationship-oriented behavior I’ve ever seen and you people wanna “build community”? Right ok

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THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME

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Just told my best friend of 12 years that I highkey hate her wife and also myself the more I speak to her wife. Time will tell

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I should be given a purple heart for spending 4 hours with my elderly neighbor letting her teach me mahjong while violently hungover and unmedicated

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Sometimes I forget that I’m autistic and then something kinda normal happens and I can’t be normal about it. for example my favorite highway on ramp was closed today and I had to drive around for 45 min to chill out

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@Aly_Cernika The female mind does not WANT to comprehend <3

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@glorpalorb Annoying (schnauzer, maltese, yorkie). He used to be cute but he’s my wife’s dog. She got him 12 years ago so I’ve never actually experienced that lmao

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This stupid freak tried to tell me they’re doing antisemitism at the dog groomer

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@glorpalorb Unfortunately I don’t even think he’s cute. All I see is unironic evil :/

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What’s everybody reading this month

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Heavy are the tits that wear the bra

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@adastroworld Music, Fashion, Film b-side

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“They don’t know I’m the future Pope”

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@johnsmithyson0 @adastroworld It’s kind of like if a straight guy could queen out

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@adastroworld @johnsmithyson0 Well hold on a few of us are house broken