i eat children for breakfast

88% wellbutrin 10% THC 2% gleek

[brynn🕳️ @brynnposting]

they made my sandwich so good they had a photoshoot before handing it to me

[PhillyCaralho @CaralhoPhilly]

They do leave you dumb bitch. That's why there are shortages. It is so tiresome sharing a country with inbred hicks that understand nothing

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

They’ll also be without Erika because she’s way too busy getting glammed up to try and fake cry on tv

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

“who will protect you” women. it’s literally always women

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Whores never did a holocaust

[THE WOKER IS SEEING STEVIE WONDER 11/23 @bIkwmnlvr]

Never let the world tell you that abuse allegations will ruin a man’s career

[Charli Huxley @ImKnotTheOne]

I won’t be lectured on Tylenol from the people that drink raw milk.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed

[Lupin @lupinxart]

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life.

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

A criminal rapist winning a presidential election yea right buddy get realistic

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I DIDN’N REALIZE HOW GOOD MY PARENTS RAISED ME UNTIL I GOT AROUND OTHER PEOPLE.

[𓆩 ♡ 𓆪 @lyssabandzzz]

what are yall gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting yalls ankles

[Nicole Rifkin🫠 @nicole_rifkin]

my partner misspoke and said ‘jugs judy’ which will sustain me for weeks if not months.

[Buc Nasty @ReloadedJu]

People really just be out here bein whatever dawg, why the fuck are you a white lesbian Muslim cop like you know you not posed to be doin all that

[⊙⊝⊜ SAW 00:00 AND TEAR LIVE @hobikive]

poop and butt are dating and they met at farts wedding

[Vonn @itsthewealth4me]

Critical thinking